Bjorn

A Bjorn is someone who is above god-like in everything he does . . .

The Bjorn has come.

by beowulfbear133 May 14, 2018

Bjorn Larsen

A DJ so hard core if Chuck Norris was a DJ he would put him to shame. If you wander around the streets of Sweden, Houston, or Berlin in the wee hours of the morn and you hear a deep base thumping from some warehouse, that will be Bjorn Larsen.

Raver dude 1: "Hey bro. It's 4 am and Paul Van Dyk finished his set because he was too tired. But I still want to jam and dance."

Raver dude 2: "I know this Bjorn Larsen guy. Let's go."

by euroboki November 13, 2011

Björn

The true image of a man.

He will fight anyone, even a small child, if they disrespect his friends. Can be very intimidating, but also as soft as a Teddy bear, once you get to know him. Definitely a good friend to have around, 10/10, will definitely help you get that one stupid jar on top of the highest shelf.

"Hey, have you seen Björn?"

"I saw him throwing a human shaped garbage bag into the river earlier this morning. I didn't ask any questions."

by Pterisactylus January 15, 2020

Björnfitta

It´s a Swedish hat with fur on it. In English it means bear pussy. You often see it on Russian people but I think it's from Sweden.

Yoo check out that Björnfitta!!

Yooo!!

by Wunderbaum November 16, 2020

Boerne

A small town that’s full of rich hicks and a lot of “daddy’s money” trucks. Everyone vapes in this town cause they can actually afford it. A lot of people are 2 faced bitches in this town.

Guy 1: Hey have u seen that guy in that nice truck?

Guy 2: He must live in boerne

by localho3 May 10, 2018

Boerne, TX

Boerne Tx is a town about 20 minutes outside of the predominately hispanic city of San Antionio. Everyone in Boerne is either under the age of 18 or over the age of 50. The youth population normally falls into one of three "classes". The "leftover" hispanic gangsters from San Antonio. The second class is at of the "Hicks" or some call themselves "Skaters"...but they are really hicks at heart. Now most of these are male, and chew dip, smoke weed, drink keystone, and sometimes pull out a skateboard every once in a while to "be cool". And everyone, I mean EVERYONE drives pickup trucks, whether they live on a farm, an apartment, or a 3 million dollar mansion, everyone has a truck. "Bullriding" is also considered acceptable among the hick class, but no one knows why. The final class is that of the "Preps". Now these "Preps" attend Champoin Highschool or The small quaint Geneva school. Most of these peoples parents drive at least 2 cars and live in million dollar homes, yes this is an exaggeration but they sure act like it.

so welcome to boerne, enjoy old things and stuck up kids.

"Hey that kid is driving a truck, wearing a polo, and wearing a gangster chain...he is the epidomy of a Boerne, Tx kid.

by notimportant8888 December 4, 2009

Bjorn

Noun. European sex symbol. Known for being suave, charming, and a big tease.

Americans pine for bjorn.
I want more of bjorn, more of the time.

by Ellen B. May 4, 2005