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bjørn ola

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A Norwegian "double name" used for people who spend too much time playing Call of Duty and tells pure BS.
Wow, that Bjørn Ola didn't sleep because of Cod... Again.

OMG! That dude is sooo Bjørn Ola
by Furanot January 30, 2017
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The greatest at LoL you'll ever find.😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀
I an like Bjørn-Inge
by Remlover6969 June 22, 2017
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Bjørn-Simen

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Bjørn-Simen is a traditional foodmeal from The Philipines and is mostly eaten in Russia. If someone is called Bjørn-Simen they probably love food and milk so watch your fridge when having Bjørn-Simen on visit.
- Son? Did you eat all the food?
- Yes, mom.
- You little son of a Bjørn-Simen
by Espen Grina March 9, 2020
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Bjørn-Herman

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A species of tall long-legged nerds.
Their likes: hugs, playing computer games and playing piano
Their dislikes: Walking slowly and walking slowly for others so others have to run to keep up with their walking.

Another way to identify them is that they are the only people who actually read playing manuals when it comes to boardgames
Everyone in the group: *throws the playing manual at the Bjørn* READ THIS!

Bjørn-Herman making his way downtown, walking fast..
by Nuggiesaregoodiws August 14, 2020
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bjørn-roar

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the most handsome man you will ever find, but he doesnt want to do shit. hes so handsome even guys like him.
i love bjørn-roar, i would do anything for him
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Bjørn Disease

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A psychological disease that subsists in Norwegian-Americans, or in dense teenagers.
This disease causes individuals to become completely ignorant and oblivious to certain situations or surroundings that they eventually lead to unexplanatory, out-of-pocket, and extremely comical outcomes that should generally be fatal.
As a host of the Bjørn disease, one is always subjected to a get-out-of-heaven-free card.
Barquavius: Ah, I see you have gotten an ATV stuck in a 56 foot tall tree, a trombone clogging the chimney, and your legs are covered in dried cement and sawdust. How'd you manage that?
Bjørn: dunno.
Barquavius: Must've been your Bjørn disease acting up again.
David: What a Bjørn disease moment.
by BjørnIsBonkerBear June 9, 2023
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polar bjørn

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A metamorphosis of the human body when experiencing frustrating moments in life.
Shamoun was a kind and gentle soul, but whenever he would experience frustration he would turn into Polar Bjørn.
by Wax77 November 19, 2018
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