Bjørn-Simen is a traditional foodmeal from The Philipines and is mostly eaten in Russia. If someone is called Bjørn-Simen they probably love food and milk so watch your fridge when having Bjørn-Simen on visit.
- Son? Did you eat all the food?
- Yes, mom.
- You little son of a Bjørn-Simen
A species of tall long-legged nerds.
Their likes: hugs, playing computer games and playing piano Their dislikes: Walking slowly and walking slowly for others so others have to run to keep up with their walking.
Another way to identify them is that they are the only people who actually read playing manuals when it comes to boardgames
Everyone in the group: *throws the playing manual at the Bjørn* READ THIS!
Bjørn-Herman making his way downtown, walking fast..
A psychological disease that subsists in Norwegian-Americans, or in dense teenagers.
This disease causes individuals to become completely ignorant and oblivious to certain situations or surroundings that they eventually lead to unexplanatory, out-of-pocket, and extremely comical outcomes that should generally be fatal.
As a host of the Bjørn disease, one is always subjected to a get-out-of-heaven-free card.
Barquavius: Ah, I see you have gotten an ATV stuck in a 56 foot talltree, a trombone clogging the chimney, and your legs are covered in dried cement and sawdust. How'd you manage that?
Bjørn: dunno.
Barquavius: Must've been your Bjørn disease acting up again.
David: What a Bjørn disease moment.