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Bjørn-Herman

A species of tall long-legged nerds.
Their likes: hugs, playing computer games and playing piano
Their dislikes: Walking slowly and walking slowly for others so others have to run to keep up with their walking.

Another way to identify them is that they are the only people who actually read playing manuals when it comes to boardgames
Everyone in the group: *throws the playing manual at the Bjørn* READ THIS!

Bjørn-Herman making his way downtown, walking fast..
by Nuggiesaregoodiws August 14, 2020
mugGet the Bjørn-Hermanmug.

bjørn ola

A Norwegian "double name" used for people who spend too much time playing Call of Duty and tells pure BS.
Wow, that Bjørn Ola didn't sleep because of Cod... Again.

OMG! That dude is sooo Bjørn Ola
by Furanot January 30, 2017
mugGet the bjørn olamug.

Bjørn

Originally from the Scandinavian word for "bear", "Bjørn" is the absolute greatest name you can give a Scandinavian boy. Greatness and success shall follow his footsteps, and power and strenght shall infuse his godly body and mind. Mostly used in Scandivania, though with different adaptations to the different languages. "Björn", in Swedish, Danish and Islandic, "Biǫrn", in ancient norse, and "Bernrur" in ancient Faroe.

A quite impressive name indeed!
I shall call my son "Bjørn -the powerful"

-Norse God
by TheNorseMan September 21, 2017
mugGet the Bjørnmug.

Ole-Bjørn

Also called Ole-Gud, he is the all powerful mastermind of the hexadecimal number system and ruler of the weather in Trondheim!
Guy 1: Oh shit, it's raining outside
Guy 2: Ole-Bjørn must be angry.

Guy 1: Probably stuck with his math homework.. Again..
Guy 2: Yup, better bring my allværsjakke
by Urban assfister September 22, 2010
mugGet the Ole-Bjørnmug.

Bjørn Disease

A psychological disease that subsists in Norwegian-Americans, or in dense teenagers.
This disease causes individuals to become completely ignorant and oblivious to certain situations or surroundings that they eventually lead to unexplanatory, out-of-pocket, and extremely comical outcomes that should generally be fatal.
As a host of the Bjørn disease, one is always subjected to a get-out-of-heaven-free card.
Barquavius: Ah, I see you have gotten an ATV stuck in a 56 foot tall tree, a trombone clogging the chimney, and your legs are covered in dried cement and sawdust. How'd you manage that?
Bjørn: dunno.
Barquavius: Must've been your Bjørn disease acting up again.
David: What a Bjørn disease moment.
by BjørnIsBonkerBear June 9, 2023
mugGet the Bjørn Diseasemug.

Bjørn

Bjørn is a danish guy with an impressive knowledge of all things completely irrelevant. Tends to be interested in things that most would deem unhealthy.
Did you know Bjørn likes to collect used condoms and make dolls out of them
by Truthsayer69XDLOL November 23, 2021
mugGet the Bjørnmug.

Bjørn

A very beautiful male, dark brown wavy hair and blue eyes. He gives you compliments and is always so sweet
by Koilyd April 14, 2020
mugGet the Bjørnmug.

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