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A Bjørn is a person of unbearable coolness. Not a synonym for god, but a tier higher. A Bjørn usually walks all over Sammys. Also they are adept at musical comprehension and martial arts. Always spelled with a capital letter, to emphasise importance.
dude nr.1 "Wow, did you see that? Some dude just trod on a Sammy, shredded a wild solo and did Shaolin Mantis Kungfu on some other dude!"
dude nr.2 "It must be a Bjørn"
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Ofte en stor og hårete homofil eller biseksuell mann, som viser sine maskuline sider.
meg "Jeg liker det når din maskulinitet penetrerer min sprekk, din bjørn."
Bjørn by Catnipoholic June 9, 2015
Bjørn is a tier over god and got power from anime and got power from all superheros
Bjørn by thehat31 April 16, 2018
You are very bjørn today:)
Bjørn by GuttaGangforlif3 April 27, 2019
*Worlds most geeky person of all time.
**People who starts to cry over nothing.
***People who poop themselves.
*"Omg here comes Bjørn! i hope I'm not going to catch his geekiness"
**"Stop crying... Don't be such a Bjørn."
***"O MY GOD! Did you just poop yourself? who the hell are you? Bjørn?"
Bjørn by Rillian_Zo August 4, 2008
YO SNOOP DOG (Bjørn) JUST WENT BY
Bjørn by kladdedasken April 14, 2019
Originally from the Scandinavian word for "bear", "Bjørn" is the absolute greatest name you can give a Scandinavian boy. Greatness and success shall follow his footsteps, and power and strenght shall infuse his godly body and mind. Mostly used in Scandivania, though with different adaptations to the different languages. "Björn", in Swedish, Danish and Islandic, "Biǫrn", in ancient norse, and "Bernrur" in ancient Faroe.

A quite impressive name indeed!
I shall call my son "Bjørn -the powerful"

-Norse God
Bjørn by TheNorseMan September 21, 2017