bitchmonkey

Many species of monkeys are known for their shit flinging capabilities. Bitches can be anyone of offensive nature. Therefore the bitchmonkey is someone who throws their shit at you just to make you miserable. In the instance of the bitchmonkey the shit is metaphorical for problems, psychological issues, or in rare occasions, actual shit.

"That bitchmonkey ruined my birthday party by having a meltdown at the Chuck-E-Cheese in front of everyone."

by I have an answer for everything January 6, 2005

bitchmade

Made in the likeness of a bitch; to act like a bitch ; cowardly.

You bitchmade ass nigga why you aint hit that foo???!!

by A. Reyes August 16, 2004

bitchmood

When someone, typically a woman, is in a mood where everything either bug her, irritate her, get on her nerves, or all of the above. They will then, eventually over time, lash out to those who listen and the wraith of their bitchiness will turn to you. You are then, inadvertently, the target of their bitchiness.

I didn't do anything, I'm just listening and agreeing with you. Why are you attacking me? You must be in a bitchmood.

by Ididntdoit June 17, 2007

Bitchmouth

Organ of the human body commonly used in the exchange of ignorant, irreverent, or dimwitted information.

Shut your bitchmouth, asshead!

by thekaji October 8, 2008

Bitchmy

A competition between two or more individuals vying to be the biggest bitch.

"After placing first in the Passive Aggression, Thinly Veiled Racism, and Awe-Inspiring Narcissism tournaments, I had finally won the Bitchmy!!"

by dittoz August 21, 2009

Bitchmont

A school of girls who are stuck up, and lack sportsmanship

That girl looks like she is from Bitchmont

by croontrigger June 14, 2018

Bitchmark

-verb: sleeping with a teacher or professor with the apparent intent of getting a better mark on a paper or exam. When student-initiated, often orchestrated with the same cunning characteristic of the Machiavellian German statesman Otto von Bismarck.

Kaz: How did Lucida do so well on her economics test?
Harmony: Oh, she fully bitchmarked Mr Jones.
Kaz: Makes sense. She's scheming like that.
Harmony: Ya, and hot.

OR

Ms Tululia: Hey Armand, wanna bitchmark tonight? I'll give you 100 on your IB extended essay.
Armand: Um, you're 60 years old, woman, but ya, I'll bitchmark, I need the marks, bitch.

by Jorgitooo February 9, 2009