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bitchscuit

A woman (or "bitch") who is only good for cooking and/or baking in the kitchen. Especially biscuits.
Girl: "Hey guys, I lost my job at that office today.."

Guy #1: "I'm sorry."

Guy #1 whispers to guy #2: "Told you, woman who's not a secretary, doesn't belong in the office."

Girl: But I made my famous Chicken Alfredo with mashed potatoes!

Guy #2: "...she's such a bitchscuit."
by Nashen December 9, 2011
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Bitchscuit

A bitchscuit is when you drop your biscuit and you call it a bitch
Lucas: hey do you want this bitchscuit?

John: How long was it on the ground
by Wolfythewolf December 11, 2018
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Bitchsmithing

I'm creating a word. BitchSmithing

BitchSmithing is a word used to describe people who feel the need to create unecessary words for oddly specific people and behaviors. BitchSmithers are afraid to use traditional insults, like bitch, shitbag, asshat, etc, and therefore craft words that have no impact.
We used to call incels dipshits until bitchsmithing came along.
by SignalSouth October 24, 2019
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bitchitous

the disease little league all stars get when they get rocked on varsity
casey told coach his arm hurts, i said hes got bitchitous
by roll your hands May 1, 2009
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bitchittude

A rude/ignorant/bitchy attitude meant to be used in the form of an insult or to define someone's behavior, and, or bitchiness.
(Ex) GIIIRLL! You need to lay off your bitchittude!

(Ex) y'all need to lay off all a y'all's bitchittude or y'all's all gonna be sorry.

(Ex) the test results have come in and I am sorry to inform you that the anonymous report of your bitchittude is infact true sir.
by Vixent666 March 20, 2014
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bitchitory

(Noun) bich•i•to•ry A person, place, or thing being claimed as complete ownership by one female over other betches.

(Adjective) bich•i•to•ri•al relating to the ownership of a person, place, or thing claimed as full rights by one female over allllll the betches
N. “She’s already claimed bitchitory over him.”
Adj. “She’s being bitchitorial over this guy/ that city/ that nail polish color.”
by Realityspeaks July 10, 2018
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bitchfit

When a bitch goes crazy on something or someone
Oh man she's trippin wit another bitchfit.
by Jon August 5, 2004
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