genital bisection

Where a dumass (particularly those from BME) slice their dick down the center so it is split in two.

BME guy:Hey you want to check out my genital bisection?

woman: Ew no get the fuck away you're not sticking that in me.

by Sparisi1122 October 15, 2008

Bilective

Bisexual but selectively.

General preference for male / female but open to alternative experiences if an irresistible opportunity presents itself.

eg. She's usually gay but will be straight for "insert sexually attractive male". So bilective!

by littleenergiserbunnyyy December 16, 2013

Bosectomy

The complete removal of a Bose stereo system from one's car in order to replace it with a system of actual quality.

After I give my G35 a Bosectomy, I'm going to put a system in that doesn't sound like over-marketed, over-priced shit.

by sir_rapture June 24, 2009

birectional

When a girl's boobies point in opposite directions.

"Man that girl is birectional, I think she's part orangutan!"

by Jordan!! woo! December 11, 2007

Birection

When one's erection is pointing to one side while the scrotum is pointing to the other

"Every time I watch porn in these jeans I get a birection."

by Oside79 January 31, 2014

bisection property

1. If a line bisects an angle, then the two angles formed are congruent to each other. (Geometry)
2. Any of various marsupials found in the Congo.

Wow! Geometry is a lot better and my life is improved now that I can use the bisection property instead of writing a paragraph to solve this proof.

I ate five pounds of bisection property last night.

by lol david May 8, 2008

Bisecaul

A Bisexual who types too quickly.

Girl: I'm Bisecaul
Boy: uh-

by DylanDotA July 15, 2019