a sex act like the the San Francisco birdfeeder except done with a close relative (sister or cousins for example)
by Short order Cock December 13, 2022
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"Yeah girl, I ain't got no teeth so I need you to come over here and give me a Bolivian Birdfeeder, then we can get freaky."
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An extreme diet that is often confused with a starvation diet and is mostly practised by men. A ''birdseed'' diet is a nutritional approach which involves unlimited calorie intake that consists of food only birds can consume, it is quite often combined with a strenuous workout program. People who go on the diet seek to get fit without restricting calories, it usually precedes a final ''blackout'' (eating junk to the point of explosion)a day prior to the diet. The ''blackouts'' persist during the diet everytime he/she is intoxicated. During the diet, ''blackouts'' can also occur when sober, especially when you eat something that isnt ''birdseed'' - this phenomonen is defined as the ''floodgate factor''. Given the factors that arise during this diet, it is deemed completely useless , unrealistic and torturous.
Jon: Hey Mark do you want some fries?
Mark: No thanks Jon Im on a bird seed diet,if birds cant eat it,neither can I
Jon: Why don't you just have a couple with your whiskey(beer isn't birdseed)
Mark: I cant Jon,that will open the floodgates
Jon: Suit yourself
Mark gets completely hammered after 1 litre of whiskey and blacks out on every peice of junk on the way/at home after a whole week of strenuous excercise and unlimited unappealing birdseed food
Mark: No thanks Jon Im on a bird seed diet,if birds cant eat it,neither can I
Jon: Why don't you just have a couple with your whiskey(beer isn't birdseed)
Mark: I cant Jon,that will open the floodgates
Jon: Suit yourself
Mark gets completely hammered after 1 litre of whiskey and blacks out on every peice of junk on the way/at home after a whole week of strenuous excercise and unlimited unappealing birdseed food
by Haydar Manaf January 10, 2008
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Yo, call up the birdfeeder.
by AlexMartin April 20, 2008
Get the birdfeeder mug.1. The act of paying absolutely nothing or close to nothing for the opposite sex when going out on dates, meeting at bars and going to strip clubs but still managing to have sexual intercourse the very same night.
2. The act of having the opposite sex buy everything including but not limited to; food, household appliances, video games, paying bills, etc. and all one offers in return is sex or minimal companionship.
Ten Rules of Birdfeeding:
10. Thou shall not taketh the bird or broad to the movies if it is not necessary.
9. If you do taketh someone to the movies. Thou shall not purchase food, drink, or any other products of consumption inside.
8. Thou shall not taketh the feedee out to eat unless it is at the BK lounge, the golden arches, or any other place of dining with no items on the menu costing over $7.00.
7. Thou shall not taketh the feedee home to meet moms or bring anything from moms to the bird or broad.
6. Thou shall not spend numerous hours with the feedee and consider it bird feeding. (TIME IS MONEY)
5. Thou shall not cater to friends and family of the feedee under any circumstances.
4. Thou shall not bird feed those who shouldn’t be bird fed. (Spouse)
3. Thou shall not bird feed unless the feeding results in prosperity for the feeder. i.e. (get or getting anything of value x10 for time spent.)
2. Thou shall not be bird fed if you consider yourself a bird feeder.
1. Thou shall not claim bird feeding if they have broken any of these commandments
2. The act of having the opposite sex buy everything including but not limited to; food, household appliances, video games, paying bills, etc. and all one offers in return is sex or minimal companionship.
Ten Rules of Birdfeeding:
10. Thou shall not taketh the bird or broad to the movies if it is not necessary.
9. If you do taketh someone to the movies. Thou shall not purchase food, drink, or any other products of consumption inside.
8. Thou shall not taketh the feedee out to eat unless it is at the BK lounge, the golden arches, or any other place of dining with no items on the menu costing over $7.00.
7. Thou shall not taketh the feedee home to meet moms or bring anything from moms to the bird or broad.
6. Thou shall not spend numerous hours with the feedee and consider it bird feeding. (TIME IS MONEY)
5. Thou shall not cater to friends and family of the feedee under any circumstances.
4. Thou shall not bird feed those who shouldn’t be bird fed. (Spouse)
3. Thou shall not bird feed unless the feeding results in prosperity for the feeder. i.e. (get or getting anything of value x10 for time spent.)
2. Thou shall not be bird fed if you consider yourself a bird feeder.
1. Thou shall not claim bird feeding if they have broken any of these commandments
"I've been birdfeeding Alice since our first date. She paid for the dinner, movie, and gas and all I had to do was have sex with her."
"This chick bought me an xbox and a microwave...her birthday was last week and I just gave her dick."
"I've been having sex with this broad every night for the past two weeks and all I've bought for her is a chocolate milk from the gas station...which i drank on the way to her house."
"This chick bought me an xbox and a microwave...her birthday was last week and I just gave her dick."
"I've been having sex with this broad every night for the past two weeks and all I've bought for her is a chocolate milk from the gas station...which i drank on the way to her house."
by Southside Inc. November 10, 2007
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(Cockney) rhyming slang: bird seed = weed; but spoken or written, not "weed" but "bird".
(Cockney) rhyming slang: bird seed = weed; but spoken or written, not "weed" but "bird".
1. "Two bags of bird seed ("seed" which rhymes with "weed" is unspoken) if you please ... Two bags of bird, man ..."
2. "If there ever was a bird brain, it's this mutha ..."
2. "If there ever was a bird brain, it's this mutha ..."
by oblonged January 20, 2015
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by rob4q2 August 7, 2006
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