Bingley Kiss

A tight-fisted person who likes to kiss themselves in a mirror

I walked in on a Bingley in the shitter the other day, the dirty bastard was deep in a Bingley Kiss

by Greg_the_Smeg February 14, 2019

Bingley Handshake

A good old fashioned wank into an abandoned sock or glove

Bingley Handshake

by Greg_the_Smeg February 14, 2019

Pillars of Bingley

The Pillars are:
1) Keep it cheap
2) Any money is your money
3) Clothing left in the street is free game
4) Its not gay in a 3 way (as long as there's money in the middle)

Pillars of Bingley, how life should be lived

by Greg_the_Smeg February 20, 2019

Bingley Cloudy Fizz

Cheap lemonade with copious amounts of jizz and spit in

Dave: Bobby, you cunt! Why did you serve me a Bingley Cloudy Fizz?

by Greg_the_Smeg February 12, 2019

Bingley Beard

Someone who isn't a tramp but has a tramp's beard because their that tight to spend money to either shave or trim it.

Looks at that scruffy twat, he has a job but is sporting a Bingley Beard

by Greg_the_Smeg February 12, 2019

Christie Brinkley'd

What is happening when you're being flirted with heavily by a pretty lady while driving on the highway. Ala Chevy Chase in Vacation.

Scored on a scale of 1-10. Extra points if she is a beautiful blonde, or in a red sports car. Full points if it's actually Christie Brinkley.

"Oh man, I was sooo getting Christie Brinkley'd coming home on the Coquihalla! But I lost her in traffic around Kamloops, dang."

by dmcc November 5, 2012

mr. binley

the supreme leader of math teachers

i have mr. binley, you 7th grader

by mrbinleyop May 5, 2018