A crappy ass search engine, made by Microjunk. When you search for something on Bing, it give's you irrelevant, off-topic results.
I am forced to use this piece of crap almost everyday, because Google is blocked at my school
Instead of being called "BING", it should be called "DUMB".
I am forced to use this piece of crap almost everyday, because Google is blocked at my school
Instead of being called "BING", it should be called "DUMB".
*google.com is blocked*
Dude #1: Oh crap, they blocked google! Now we have to use bing!
Dude #2: Aw man, I hate bing!
Dude #1: Oh crap, they blocked google! Now we have to use bing!
Dude #2: Aw man, I hate bing!
by Ma Ha July 23, 2011
by Fat Charlie. May 29, 2009
Microsoft's crappy attempt at creating a search engine, that never seems to find what you are searching for.
Tom: "Hey, where's the nearest Starbucks?"
Dick: "I'm not sure, let me Bing it."
Harry: "Why? If you Googled it you'd probably actually find what you are looking for without looking through pages of search results."
Dick: "Oh, yeah, you're right."
Dick: "I'm not sure, let me Bing it."
Harry: "Why? If you Googled it you'd probably actually find what you are looking for without looking through pages of search results."
Dick: "Oh, yeah, you're right."
by AlecBaldwin10001 August 06, 2010
As many people do not know, bing is actually an acronym for
Because
It's
Not
Google
Can also be used as:
Bitch
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Not
Google
Because
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Can also be used as:
Bitch
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Not
by thatoneguy87 October 10, 2010
by The Fuckinq Word Master November 04, 2009
Q. Hey homey, how do you like microsoft search?
A. It's okay, bing! That filthy slut tried to sell me Linux!
Possible high fives would follow assuming good delivery, proper inflection, and wussy free cadence.
A. It's okay, bing! That filthy slut tried to sell me Linux!
Possible high fives would follow assuming good delivery, proper inflection, and wussy free cadence.
by Saddlebacking Sarah Palin June 03, 2009
An inferior search engine to Google. The only plus to using Bing is being able to find porn much more easily than Google Images with SafeSearch off.
Guy 1: Know any porn sites I can check out?
Guy 2: Just turn off SafeSearch on Bing when searching anything under images. You don't have to scroll at all to find some.
Guy 1: Eww no, I'll just use Google.
Guy 2: Whatever.
Guy 2: Just turn off SafeSearch on Bing when searching anything under images. You don't have to scroll at all to find some.
Guy 1: Eww no, I'll just use Google.
Guy 2: Whatever.
by Pokedex #184 June 27, 2018