Bloated ballsack

When you have not ejaculated in a year

Dude today was stressful and aggravating, and my bloated ballsack is not helping.

by Pussy burp September 14, 2020

Bloated Taint

When you are extra puffy down there during Aunt Flows visit.

Sometimes its messy, butt Heather just wants Geof to pound her bloated taint.

by ShortSmartSassySweet July 4, 2023

Bloated

Far bigger than appropriate; usually after a sudden gain of size.

Martino's cake factory put so many ingredients into their products that the end result was thousands of bloated cakes which couldn't even make the shelves of Kroger.

by Diggity Monkeez April 8, 2005

bloated

Bloated, means that you are feeling constipated, or feel like you have diarrhea, and then you let one rip, (A fart.) But it becomes a shart, (wet fart) .
You can also "That person/animal looks bloated." which means that they look really constipated.

Man, that person over there looks really bloated, eh?
Yeah.

by lugeromi October 6, 2016

Bloated

A ninety's slang for drunk that was used by guys who was grunge music fans.

I've spent the afternoon drinkingin my bedroom and watching mine old MTV Umplugged VHS, I don't think I'm gonna go to the bar tonite, I'm feeling so bloated...

by Henry Potta March 11, 2009

Bifocaled

To firmly place the nut-sac at the point of the nose nearest the eyes so that each ball rolls off onto each eye.

"Dude at the party last night Jimmy past out after 3 beers and Dan totally bifocaled him"

"Justin has been ticking me off lately so I am going to stay the night at his house and when he goes to sleep I am going to Bifocal him"

by ][V][OO ][V][OO September 27, 2005

Bloated

When someone is acting like an air head.

WTF man you are just bloated.

That girl is bloated, everything she say is stupid.

by qwaisc October 14, 2009