baptising a billy goat

The phrase "baptising a billy goat" is a phrase used mostly in the Southeast part of the United States. It is used to describe a useless activity that will produce no meaningful results. It is often concluded with the phrase "It's trouble for nothing."

John got caught red-handed with his bestfriend's girlfriend. Trying to convince his friend that he didn't mean anything by it was like "baptising a billy goat. It was trouble for nothing.
Or
Trying to get Dick Cheney to join the ACLU would be like baptising a billy goat. It's trouble for nothing.

by Bubba Hussein Ledbetter May 20, 2009

two peckered billy-goat

a very horny person

Wow look at that guy is hornier then a two peckered billy-goat.

by dbond May 5, 2011

billyboarder

a little "faggot" skater, who wears jeans...i.e.an insult chavs say to people who aren't chavs.

"you are such a billyboarder"

by beth123 August 15, 2006

On Billy goat

On Billy goat is when your really religious so you cant say on God so your just say on billy goat

First meaning - Me"On billy goat I am gonna beat yo ass If you touch me!"

Second meaning - Me" On billy goat we gonna rob this bank" friend "On billy goat we are!"

by Simba_goose July 8, 2019

billygoated

When someone is about to akwardly walk into something and jumps out of the way to stop from hitting it.

John: Mike your going to walk into that table.
(mike jumps over it)
John: You just billygoated that table.

by cpeccamp July 24, 2011

billy goat curse

The curse that prevents the Chicago Cubs from ever winning the National League Pennant. Contrary to what a previous user wrote, the curse began in 1945 when a tavern owner tried to bring his pet goat into Wrigley Field during Game 1 of the World Series because it was a good luck charm. Security didn't allow it and as they escorted him out he declared that the Cubs would never again win the pennant. And they haven't.

"Did you hear Sammy Sosa hurt his back while sneezing?"
"Yeah, it must be that billy goat curse again."

by NYandwhat December 21, 2004

billgate

1. To aggressively but subversively eliminate competition by means of absorbtion, forced obsoletion or gross promotion.

2. To make something proprietary to the point it functions poorly.

3. To weigh down or otherwise impede normal operation.

1. The infection was billgating healthy cells.

2. The new car design was attractive, but the engine was billgated to the point where it would only run on gasahol.

3. After skating through the mud my wheels were totally billgated.

by Thrakamazog May 15, 2003