bitirty

The lovechild created when the goddess of bitchiness and the pimp of dirtiness get too drunk at the annual Christmas party of the heavens and 'get down to it'- as the pimp of dirtiness would say.

The bitirty being, despite being the creation of an incredible mistake, has the unique ability to find the perfect balance between dirty and bitchy creating some of the most unique and funny moments imaginable

p.s this is shite and ive just wasted 5 mins of your life

mwhahahahhahahaaaaaaa!!!!

"Are you more a bitch or more dirty minded?"
- "I'm both. I'm bitirty."

by Pimp of Dirtiness July 19, 2010

Biftatron

Someone that sniffs and licks public toilet seats for sexual gratification.

Check out Roger licking than bog. He's a right biftatron!

by Chimpass January 16, 2014

ankle biting bunnies

The feeling you get after smoking some particularly paranoia-inducing drug. Can also be used to describe footage produced by hallucinogens.

Shit, cracka, I got a bad case of the ankle biting bunnies.

by Jereboam November 16, 2010

Biffing Plate

The small area of skin between a woman's cunt and asshole where a guy's balls slap against when he is fucking her

Boy, Mary's biffing plate got a good hammering last night

by sanddevil March 14, 2009

Quiggle Biffing

The fucking of a fat chick

Dude, I was just out Quiggle Biffing

Biff any good Quiggles lately

by QuiggleBiffer November 18, 2010

pillow biting

When a woman (or man) grips the pillow case in her teeth while having sex doggy style.

I got up behind my wife last night and banged her real good! I can always tell how good I'm doing by her pillow biting!

by talk2me-JCH2 February 26, 2021

lip biting

What you do when you want to be fucked so bad but don't want to say anything.

I had to hide my need for him by lip biting.

by Irenelundy October 20, 2013