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bitch slap your urn

What someone who seriously cares about you does after you've gone and done something incredibly stupid, resulting in your untimely demise.
My brother, Eloha, if you plank on the 13th story and lose your fight with gravity, I shall nuclear bitch slap your urn!
by tower62 September 8, 2011
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Bitch Slap

As distinguished from the more common "pimp slap", a bitch slap is preceeded by ample forewarning and delivered with a flourish or exaggerated post-blow hip movements. Nonetheless, the blow is firm and may involve an open forhand or backhand.

A "pimp slap", to the contrary, is regularly delivered without announcement and oftentimes over breakfast at an IHOP, on a subway platform, or numerous other indiscriminately chosen venues. The blow is always, always struck with the back of ones hand as to do otherwise is bad form. And the hip motion that accompanies a pimp slap provides the torque to knock a bitch silly.
Those guys on Christopher Street like to play around bitch slapping each other and running and shit, but I didn't know what a proper pimp slap was until Charlie the bus driver knocked his old lady silly at a Starbucks the other day. Apparently Charlie told the misses not to use bleach on his draws as the bleach makes him itch. All I know was that Charlie was scratchin his nuts real hard before he set that latte down, planted his feet, twisted his body and, with his knuckles initially scraping the floor, uncorked the definition of a modern day pimp slap. Old girl was out for a good five minutes.
by Glenn November 19, 2004
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Sparta Bitch Slap

An epic slap to the face which has the equivalent force to that of a sparta kick to the chest.
Person: Ho, I'm gonna sparta bitch slap you if you don't go out there and make my money!
by Khaos-sama February 1, 2009
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double-backhand-bitch-slap

(said as one word.) The act of backhand bitch slapping someone (especially someone who is a bitch) twice in succession.
She wouldn't listen, so I had no choice but to double-backhand-bitch-slap her.
by Matty O January 19, 2004
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bitch-slap

The kind of slap a pimp gives to his whores to keep them in line or punish them. However, it is most commonly used to describe an insulting slap from one man to another, as if the slapper is treating the slappee as his bitch.
You just gonna let him bitch-slap you like that?
by Termy June 11, 2006
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bitch slap

To disrespectfully slap someone in the face with an open hand. The implication is that the person being slapped is not manly enough to be worthy of a real punch. Term is used figuratively to mean putting someone in their place (or diss) in no uncertain terms.
A figurative example: Al Franken was on TV last night and bitch slapped Bill O'Reilly.

When you bitch slap someone, you make them a punk.
by Bill Peters October 6, 2006
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the bitch slap of justice

A bitch slap used by police officers on criminals, that makes them re-evaluate their life and hopefully make better decisions.
Criminal: OFFISA Y RU ARRESTIN ME I DINDUNUFFINS! *proceeds to spit in officer's face*

Police officer: *proceeds to do the bitch slap of justice*
Criminal: Oh my god, What have I been doing with my life!, I am so sorry!
by xx_Pussy_slayer_xx May 22, 2018
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