Bernie 

bernie is one of the best blowjobs ever!!

eamon: bernie gives great head but ohhhh man do not fucking look down..bt she is umm errrrrrrrrrr well fit..<:(

Bernie by SQUEEZEUREYESSHUT>< January 8, 2010

bernie 

A bernie is someone who obsessively fake tans. These people can be identified by their fried, pumpkin colored skin. Commonly, they also have fried blonde hair.

The homecoming queen at your high school. Tara Reid is a celebrity example.

bernie by candy November 1, 2004

bernie 

BERNIE

bernie, a former playboy model who was found burnt to death in the trash can along with her shitty fake tan..

her bf had nothing to do with it ... :|

bernie smoked wayyyy too much cock bernie rip bitch

bernie by berniebeef33333333333333333333 January 8, 2010

Bernie 

Created after a hippie music teacher who doesn't wear socks and drives a Mercedes. The term Bernie is to be used to call someone a person who has no rhythm or timing. In the recording sense the term should be used to explain one who uses 2 microphones to record numerous instruments. Also calling someone a Bernie by the way they sound: jibberish.

"look at the Bernie on the dance floor, kid can't even hit the beat"
A: "yo im gonna record the band tonight, but I'm only gonna use 2 mics"
B: "dude, you're such a fucking Bernie" "this music sounds like stupid jibberish, did Bernie do this?"
"put on some socks... Bernie!"

Bernie by Kyle Jones in ya Area November 7, 2007

Bernie 

A humble legend of a man of the people. The 2016 presidential candidate who inspired millions and millions of U.S. citizens to feel as one united nation of individuals through his soaring vision. An America with a NEW "New Deal" and getting back to the basic belief that no matter who you're born to, and what your family's wealth is or isn't, everyone should have the RIGHT to earn a college degree and enter working/professional life on relatively even ground.

2016 was nothin', but then Bernie came along and led a revolution!

Bernie by StoneColdMason September 22, 2016

Bernie 

He’s the guy who gets the job done right the first time. He’s the one men go to when they need advice about building shit and women flock to when they need their pipes serviced properly. He has a really deep voice and growls when things aren’t done properly which makes him even more compelling to call in for help.

Nobody can figure out how to do the job right the first time. Call in the Bernie!

Bernie by lovelive04 February 5, 2010

Bernie 

Bernie: after having sex you pull ur cock out and poop an orange die on her face..

gonna give the missus tonite the bernie special..

Bernie by AGENTTTTTTTTTTTORANGEEEEEEEEEE May 3, 2010