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Bernard Madoff

(nicknamed Bernie Madoff): alongside Nicolas Fouquet, Conrad Black, Jacques Chirac and Michel Platini, IMHO one of the top 5 most corrupt individuals in the Western world (as of May 2013).
The United States knew what they were doing when they sentenced Bernard Madoff to 150 years in jail for his ponze scheme; IMHO the Charbonneau Commission should do the same with all Canadians convicted of fraud and tax evasion.
by Sexydimma May 25, 2013
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Bernard128

The BEST Hybrid fucking 99 str ownage coperal beast owning noobs in runescape since `o1.
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by Mans_A_General July 26, 2009
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King Bernard

to either masturbate or have an orgasm so intense it makes you go temporarily blind. The name is based off of a 9th century Italian king who plotted against Emperor Louis the Pious. Having been caught, he was punished by being forcefully blinded.
"Oh my god I was fooling around with a guy in bed and he King Bernard me for a whole hour."
by Entorwellian September 16, 2009
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Bernard

A tall, dark, handsome guy that is strong and brave as a bear. He always makes you laugh, and have a nice personality. He’s pretty much a humbled guy. He’s nice, friendly, cool, unique and a smart person. But usually not too focus at having friends.
Bernard is handsome. The realest person you will know.
by PeaceMakerFlies July 14, 2019
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Bennering

The act of engaging in competitive butt sex on the weekends
That kid Devin over there really looks like he enjoys Bennering
by thatguyfromchs August 28, 2013
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Beanerland

a term used to describe an area inhabited by a large amount of mexican individuals (beaners)
When I was six my family and I were walking around Treasure Island in Disneyland. There were so many mexicans that I told them "this place is more like Beanerland."
by biguglymexican January 5, 2010
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beanerschneitzel

a cross between a mexican and a german.
oh my gosh, alexandra is such a beanerschneitzel.
by yomama99999 February 18, 2010
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