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Bernardston 

Bernardston is a town in Franklin County, Massachusetts, United States, established in 1738. The population was 2,155 at the 2000 census. It is part of the Springfield, Massachusetts Metropolitan Statistical Area.

Bernardston is the stronghold where people of neighboring towns take refuge against the Ferret of Avaricious Taeniacide (FAT) that terrorizes Franklin County.
Let's take a trip to Bernardston.

Dean Bernardini 

Bassist for alt. rock band Chevelle, replacement for Joseph Loeffler. Joined the band before their release of the album Vena Sera. His playing style is unique, as he switched from drums to bass, so his style is very percussive, which goes brilliantly with Chevelle's lurching, bassy style. Quite possibly the best bassist there is today, as his unique style blends so expertly with the rest of the music, setting a strong foundation for the guitar and vocals.
If I could be any bassist, I would be Dean Bernardini. Just look at that beard!
Dean Bernardini by mortundead January 28, 2014

San Bernardino 

People like to exaggerate about how bad it really is. Just stay in the north area and you'll be just dandy.
I've been living in San Bernardino all my life
San Bernardino by Surfingbird June 20, 2011

Bernardstrom 

A city in Massachusetts featuring one of the best ZIP codes ever: 01337.
Bernardstrom by Trafton September 12, 2003

San Bernardino 

An urban Wild West in California. People here live far below the poverty line. Don’t go here. All that can be seen is meth labs, mullets, and tweakers. San Bernardino is also one of the most dangerous cities in California. It is also hot as hell here.
I got shanked by some tweakers yesterday in San Bernardino
San Bernardino by Southbayshake September 9, 2020

Bernarding it

When you wear your hair parted down the middle and you look like a french man named Bernard.
Tracy, you are definitely "Bernarding it" right now, put your part to the side!
Bernarding it by Catwoman28 November 30, 2010