Because yes

When u have no comment when someone asks u smth you say because yes

“Why is there a carrot drawing on ur worksheet?”
“Because yes”

by i0n31y_c10uds February 8, 2021

becca bell

Hayden Bells hot ass sister. Thicker than a bowl of oat meal. Fat ass and tits. Everybody wants to put there pp inside of her. If you ever get to fuck Becca Bell you will be left thinking man that was the best damn pissy I ever had.

Guy 1: Did you put your cock in Becca Bell.
Hayden: No wtf that’s my sister.

Guy 1: Incest is wincest.
Hayden: Fuck you I can bench plates.

by Big Booty bitch 6996 July 9, 2018

because you touch yourself at night

The response to any "why" question that anyone asks you.

Young Peter: Why did all the dinosaurs die out?
Tour Guide: Because you touch yourself at night.

by 0niTTRay October 8, 2003

Because I Can

A phrase often uttered by people who have absolutely no logical reason for doing something when asked why they are doing said thing in the first place.

Bob: "Why did you burn down that house?"
Joe: "Because I can."

by VectorFluxion April 23, 2020

Mad because bad

What you say to someone when they get mad at you for being better than them.

Gamer 1: You're such a loser! 1,000 hours in a game! Get a life, no wonder I can't kill you! You don't do anything else!

Gamer 2: Mad because bad.

by Darth Spammus the Spamlord May 24, 2016

Just Because

A valid excuse when doing something

just because

by whoremuffin1 July 11, 2011

Because I'm Batman

Overall its a justifiable excuse for when you do something completely amazing or really stupid. From passing an exam to accidental setting your house on fire due to the fact that you didn't catch that last flaming chainsaw.

Example 1

Guy 1: "Dude how did you score with mandy last night?"

Guy 2: "Because I'm Batman!!"

Example 2

Officer: "Sir do you know how fast you were going?"

Guy 3: "It doesn't matter how fast I was going because I'm Batman!!!"

by Hourglass Mage May 29, 2011