Prematurely Belated

The act of being precisely on time without being late or early.

I watched as our waitress prematurely belated everyone's food.

by HulkSpider March 31, 2021

Berted

When posting an embarrasing picture of friends with Bert (photoshopped) on social networks. Getting berted is usually meant as a joke from one friend to another.

You got berted.
Omg, she SO got berted on facebook!

by theBerter December 16, 2010

Jebaited and birated

A term used to describe the action of destroying someone, humiliating them in such style, but is more commonly used in video games.

Because of it's flow off the tongue, it is known to be very pleasurable to say.

NO FUCKING WAY BRO!
Keep crying bro you got jebaited and birated.

by cmonthisIsComical September 4, 2021

Beated

Its a common missed used phrase. For example, “i beated you up!” Instead of, “i beat you up!”... it is indeed used by innovative uneducates ...

It is too used for guys who got sexually assaulted by women.

Hey i ‘beated’ you up!!!
Or

Bob just got ‘beated’ by four mexican milfs!!

by Ehih January 9, 2018

Berted

Someone who got insulted by the nerdiest kid around.
The insult is usually witty/nerdy, referencing nerdy subjects, but also including a powerful put-down

Berted
Guy #1- Dude, youre such a nerd

The 'Bert'- At least Star Trek will last forever in peoples memories, whilst your pathetic life will wither away to an alcoholic daze of prostitution.
Guy #3 - Ohhhh! You SO got Berted!

by Overagekid November 12, 2009

Jebaited and Birated

The term for getting shit on so hard. Used in a variety of video games

He got shit on, jebaited and birated if you must

by moistwhale September 6, 2021

beated up

In full make up, lots of make up, to put a large amount of make up to contour your face.

She was too beated up for Walmart

by uniquemonik May 22, 2016