benjuman

Asshurger now suck my tird

I’m benjuman you to tonight

by Manginatestical May 27, 2021

benjaman

Benjaman is an amazing guy who loves live and lives for the good times. They are a loyal and clam but love pushing things to the limit. He can be bold and creative a forward thinker but his energy and spirit can be misplaced at times.

Benjaman is a perfect partner trustworthy, commit and dedicated to the one they love. Benjaman is smartly dressed, on trend and sometimes sets their own fashion.

Benjaman will help you out in a pickle and gives his time up to support those in need. But whatever you do DO NOT FUCK with a Benjaman as he will find ways to ruin you, his loyalties are all in or all out you screw him and his energy goes into ensuring you are finished. Benjaman’s call it as they see it so be prepared for blunt, honest and opinion.

Benjaman was a hero this weekend! He’s such great guy! So funny and honest without being a dick

by Mr Beej November 23, 2021

benjemin lius liles delun

he is a hunk of a man! with his manly apeal and strong arms, he attracts all the ladies. his radiating sex appela is always just soo much for me!!! he also loevs to get kinky with it ;))))))

man, that guy is such a benjemin lius liles delun!!!
yeah, hes so sexy!!!!!!!!!!~!!!!

by hotandstea\yi\ May 4, 2022

benglemanian

A very specific type of person who is sweet, cute and also sexy. They like sour candy like TNT and rainbow strips. They also like rain and cats and looking at google maps but not altogether. If you are a benglemanian you are a 10/10 person.

Person 1: Hey benglemanian how did you get to be so awesome?

Person 2: idrk man haha

by Definitely not me 580 October 7, 2022

Beanieman

A guy who snakes his friends/family to impress/attract females. Making fun of or criticising them in the presence of females to look masculine, prestige or powerful. Sometimes going as far as shaming them or telling female’s their secrets. Beenie man is also a Jamaican musician, acts with Drake etc.

I can’t lie you’re moving like a beanieman
Nahhh you’re a beanieman
That’s beanieman hehaviour

by themostaggylo February 1, 2023

Jack benseman

Absolute cock head.

Oh jack benseman, he is a cock head

by Alah ukba July 21, 2022

Benja-overed a.k.a. Benjaman

Benja is what you will call Benjaman when he has you bent over and hitting it from behind. “So I just got Benja-overed” is what you will say with the most bored and unthrilled voice tone imaginable when someone asks you what the **ck is wrong with you? Being Benja-overed comes with things that are beyond annoying, immature and borderline Down syndrome. Most likely while you are being Benja-over, a doormat, certified, cockroach cunt, cum dumpster will be pestering the both of you via text messages and never in person because the cockroach cunt is too much of a punk bitch ass girl child to do the harassing and annoying in person. Worse than a real life cockroach, this cockroach cunt only talks shit via text messages while she is dragging her oversized chin along the ground. She is the undefeated, reining world champion of the “Shoot Your Load At The Jay Leno Chin Lookalike.” Her chin is so oversized that airplanes mistake her bullseyes for landing strips on a regular basis. Even after she gets both of her not even big enough for a minus A cup bra titties hacked off, the cockroach Cunt is blowing up your phone and while you are being Benja-overed, they both will protest how much they hate each other and both will get infected with the same STD, but Benja will act dumbfounded because “he doesn’t fuck the bitch” but you need not fret, you will be immune to their obsessive ex syndrome STD FESTIVAL.

“Oh my god, I didn’t think being Benja-overed a.k.a. Benjaman, could get any worse until a real life doormat, certified, cockroach cunt, cum dumpster started blowing my phone up from so many different numbers my phone ran out of room on the blocked list….🙄🤮

by OG Fuk Slut January 4, 2024