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Swashed buckled at the benders 

When you can’t walk or talk because you’ve been on an mdma bender
Brendan, I am swashed buckled at the benders!!

fender benders

Archaic term for any of the shiny rainbow of barbiturates prescribed like Easter candy in the sixties in spite of causing more death and mayhem than the Vietnam War (to Americans, that is). May help to explain the learning disorders common in subsequent generations.* See also: ape wafers, gorilla biscuits.

*OK, we had learning disorders too; we were diagnosed by professionals as "lazy", "spoiled", "disrespectful", "undisciplined", etc.) (Has anybody with a PhD in Ed Psych ever noticed how fucking boring high school is, except for the handful of anal-compulsive overachievers who will end up either shooting themselves or in charge of further fucking up this barbaric, feudal, shithole of a country?) Off topic! Minus 20 pts!
I was hoping to get into Cindy's pants, but I took some fender benders at the dance to get loose and then sideswiped the vice-principal's Edsel in the parking lot.
Exclamation of surprise/mocking originating around the Wallgarian locale.

Often accompanied by a loud "Baaah!".
"Oh benders! BAAAAAH!"
benders by The Seventh Si August 10, 2004
A Group of Brash Jewish New York Boys born in the late 1970's who are defined by their stunning good looks, love for drugs and alcahol, and a fervent fetish for fat jewish women.
BENDERS by rkasovitz December 28, 2009
a late night cruise, illest clique-ISANG mahal isang buhay
how was the bender last night?
benders by GiZMO January 2, 2005
Reasonably popular BBC soap opera called 'Eastenders'.
"Did you see Benders last night?"
Benders by Edgio August 9, 2004