Bellend

Some-one who can be very, very annoying at times.

Oh my god, Johann is such a bellend!!

by Flabbador March 24, 2010

bellendslydale

see knob stilton

origin: warrington, england

"...woah, thats some smelly bellendslydale!"

by critch April 13, 2005

Bellend Blend

The creamy blend of sweat, oil, skin and fluids that create smegma on and around the penis bellend.

I have quite the bellend blend going on down there. I hope she doesn’t mind.

I found his bellend blend to be one of the more savory of the knob cheeses that I have experienced.

by Eaton Holgoode February 3, 2018

Bellendish

Common Peterborough slang for a girl who looks like Bellend

‘Dan that girl looks exactly like Rosie Bellend - She’s mega bellendish’

by GwancherNorris2900 October 28, 2023

bellend

An idiot, an unschooled, uncultured oik.

One who behaves inappropriately, sometimes in a humourous fashion.

A twat.

Usually referring to a male but I've met a few birds who would wear the epithet well.

Don't be a bellend all of your life and get the bastard ale in.

Oi, bellend, move that fuckin jeep!

by Sloaney lad October 21, 2007

Bellendish

Something that isn't good.

Emma: I couldn't get served it that shop without ID.
Ellie: That's a bit bellendish!

by elliethesicko July 18, 2009

Bellend

The tip of the penis.
Often considered as a derogatory term.

Stop looking at me, you bellend.

by Spanky May 13, 2005