Bellenditis

The ability to continuously post on twitter with countless spelling mistakes, to the point that your followers do the same.

Dave's got a case of Bellenditis by the looks of his latest tweets

by Rod Hull's Ladder March 23, 2023

bellend

The head of a penis

I'd love to give Rachel Stevens one hell of a bellending

by Me December 15, 2003

bellend

1) The bulbous tip of a penis; 2) A person whose charachter reflects that of said tip of penis (ie one is a bellend, one is being a bellend) ; 3) the most accurate description of Lewis Summerscales, Poole, Dorset

"Lewis, you are a complete bellend. And your mum."

by minty moggy May 15, 2003

bellends

Plural form of bellend
The head of one's penis. So called because it is somewhat shaped like a bell's end.

God, you are all a bunch of bellends!

by EvanC_ August 5, 2008

bellend

1. The fat end of a penis

2. The One-Eyed Purple trouser vermin

In light of recent events...Cristiano Ronaldo is an UTTER BELLEND!

Rooney: "Oi! I know you've got a lot of making up to do, but please mind your teeth on my bellend Ronaldo!"

by Cristiano Ronaldo July 7, 2006

bellend

1) UK slang insult used in the same way as "dickhead" or "prick".

2) A violent, stupid, or contemptible person.

That man just punched out an old lady for no reason. What a fucking bellend.

by whitetrash jim October 14, 2008

bellend

the head of a man's penis.

don't be such a bell end

by quenam March 19, 2003