Bellend

The end of a penis!

bellend = Nicki tilt

by that guy ya know? February 22, 2010

Bellend

On habbo, FairyTailed- aka bellend? her names belle, but like it is. shes so fake, but idc, shes getting my gb comments up. ikr fit. anyway, shes the definition of a bellend xxxxx

me: bellends a bellend xx

by Lucy12342464 December 2, 2009

bellend

British slang for the glans penis, or penis head.

Saddam Hussein is a Bellend! (as seen on 'Da Ali G Show')

by Robert Goatse March 3, 2003

bellend

1. The head of the penis, being vaguely bell shaped. Like a mushroom head.
2. A complete idiot.

When you are drunk, you dance like a bellend.

by esadbaf October 12, 2004

bellend

An idiot, an unschooled, uncultured oik.

One who behaves inappropriately, sometimes in a humourous fashion.

A twat.

Usually referring to a male but I've met a few birds who would wear the epithet well.

Don't be a bellend all of your life and get the bastard ale in.

Oi, bellend, move that fuckin jeep!

by Sloaney lad October 21, 2007

bellend

liverpool slang for an idiot, or a dickhead

stop being a little bellend you fucking titwank

by dirtymaca September 10, 2010

bellend

1. the glans of the penis
2. a humourosly named tent
3. the end of a bell

1. hes got such a big bellend, but no shaft, hes mushroom rigged
2. come on sheila, lets do it in the bellend!
3. I say vicar, you need to ploish your bellend!

by Neo December 26, 2003