MR FUCKIN BULLDOZER

Internet meme replicating the Chuck Norris gag created by Stormray of LN.

Who raped your mom? MR FUCKIN BULLDOZER

Who conceived you? MR FUCKIN BULLDOZER

Who created the universe? MR FUCKIN BULLDOZER

Who can knock Chuck Norris the fuck out? MR FUCKIN BULLDOZER

by Aramanon January 19, 2009

Columbian Bulldozer

In sex, ramming someone so hard that their tailbone breaks

John: Yo I fucked Lucy so hard. I gave her a Columbian Bulldozer
Andrew: Damn, is she in the hospital?

by Captain Fluffy December 15, 2016

Mexican Bulldozer Milkshake Supreme

A sex move in which a male, presumably naked, starts 30 feet away, behind a woman, also presumably naked. He then runs directly at the woman brandishing his genitalia and plows into the woman, signifying a bulldozer crashing into something.

Alternatively, a person performing this could have a friend hold the woman up and as you plow her, have him/her spin the woman around in circles, symbolizing a milkshake maker.

This is considered inhumane in almost every country and is a felony is both America and England, so you may only perform this move in Mexico, legally at least.

Jill: Hey Samantha, wanna come hang out later?
Samantha: No sorry, Brad just performed the Mexican Bulldozer Milkshake Supreme on me and I'm sore.
Jill: You do know that's illegal here right?

by DJsaladman June 22, 2018

belltower bro

One of the Bro's who is especially hideous and/or bad with women. He can be likened to Quasimodo; When girls are around, he has to return to the belltower. Also referred to as a Quasibrodo.

Mike is a belltower bro. If he comes over we're all cock-blocked.

by Jet595 December 28, 2010

Rusty-crusty bulldozer

This only happens once a year, usually on the fourth of July. A man and a woman join in sexual relations, and the man dips his man meat in caramel and he puts it in the freezer and waits for the caramel to harden. Then the woman lays on the floor and the man gets running start, then at full speed he rams the woman in her shitnozzle. He will then proceed to push the woman around on her face, thus the name "Rusty-crusty bulldozer".

My girlfriend is all pissy now cuz she got rugburn when i gave her the Rusty-crusty bulldozer.

by Jawsh2882 August 22, 2010

Beluga Bulldozer

This is a physically demanding task, which incorporates a slight amount of theatrics. A girl is tied to a chair/bed/wall. The guy walks to the other side of the room, gets a hard-on, and then shouts "Beluga Bulldozer!" After doing so, he charges over to the other side of the room like an angry whale, tackling the female with his behemoth boner.

"Julie, why are you limping?"
"Aw it's nothing, really. I just got Beluga Bulldozed by Chris last night...thats all."

by pfffffffffff April 19, 2003

bourgeois bulldozer

Posh, air-polluting SUVs that are about as likely to go-off road as fly to Spain. Generally driven by overpaid soccer mothers.

The guy in that bourgeois bulldozer is obviously compensating for something.

by through_kashmir May 17, 2005