I believe you have my stapler

Quoted from Milton Waddams in Office Space.

Now seen (and parodied heavily) by the site that gave you You're The Man Now Dog

I believe you have my stapler?

by Mister Ignorant June 18, 2004

Belieber status

Derived from the term "Belieber", a term for a highly obsessive fan of canadian pop musician Justin Bieber, the state in which one is highly obsessive with any musician, athlete, actor, or celebrity in general.

Guy #1: Ay brah, I just got "OVOXO" tattooed on my back! YOLO!

Guy #2: Dude...seriously...you're on Belieber status when it comes to Drake...Hop off his dick.

by Cazius Cray February 12, 2013

belieberiosss

A person who started bullyber nation on instagram , this guy is a nightmare for selenators & swifties. A famous IG account with less followers. This guy can create how many accounts he wants.

- one of the biggest belieber & inventer of IG bullyber nation

- most relevant account in btw beliebers

- no one can expose him or its over for that person
"Single”
Best bullyber period .

My dragging inspiration is belieberiosss

If you want to be a real bullyber read about belieberioss

by Belieberiosss October 12, 2020

besite

A bestie but one thing is different, you are a slow bestie and typed it wrong

Tiktok besites are the best

by salvulcanoreal July 13, 2021

We Believe You, Captain America

A deadpan, snarky response to an unbelievable series of events that is related to you by a friend or co-worker. Taken from the classic Lee/Kirby issue of THE AVENGERS where Captain America is found in the Arctic, having been frozen in a block of ice since the end of World War II.

After he is thawed out, Cap relates the following tale: "By some fantastic stroke of fate, I must have been frozen in an ice flow, and then found by some eskimos who thought I was a supernatural object. Then, all those years, being in a state of frozen suspended animation must've prevented me from aging."

The rational response to all that malarky? "We believe you, Captain America."

Frantic Guy: I'm sorry I'm late! I was riding my bike here & nearly got hit by a plane making an emergency landing! I freaked out & slammed into a fire hydrant, flying over the handlebars and right into the arms a visiting Sumo Wrestler!

You: We believe you, Captain America.

by Wesley2006 January 23, 2008

I believe in Sherlock

A phrase from the BBC series "Sherlock" explaining that Sherlock Holmes is innocent and not a fraud.

Person 1: "I heard Moriarty is a fake!"
Person 2: "No man, I believe in Sherlock!"

by -SH and JW February 10, 2012

Belize

A term started by AMC's popular drama Breaking Bad, meaning a lighter, less dark, way to describe someone's death.

Guy 1 "Have you given any thought to... .sending him on a trip to Belize?"
Guy 2 "Belize?"
Guy 3 "You know that place where (insert dead guy) went."

by SaulGoodman September 17, 2013