bedgy

Occurs when a person is both basic and simultaneously edgy. Can be considered a positive or negative statement depending on the context.

*Jessie is wearing a Thrasher top but she doesn't skate*
"Omg can Jessie get anymore bedgy, what a fake"

by RhiRhi Got back July 29, 2017

beige kid

a male that possesses beige-colored skin and is neither black, white or latino.

usually of bahamian descent and exhibit very unpredictable behaviour that includes sloppy hook-ups, extreme intolerance of alcohol, poorly written text messages, etc.

also known as a "BK"

josh: "yo what up my n*gga?"
matt: "I ain't black, i'm a beige kid"

by Mike Antwon January 6, 2012

Beige

A person that is normal to the point of being bland. No style, works a 9-5 job, does not express their individuality. These people can be found in Starbucks, often wearing neutral color clothes, perhaps from the GAP, while sipping a latte and discussing last nights t.v. shows as if the characters were their friends. In group settings it can be difficult to tell them apart. Beige people often never stray from their path or pack. These people commonly experience more eccentric life through others.

Rob pondered as to why Argon said he was beige as he surfed Ebay for auctions to get the complete "Burning Man" experience.

by Kombo July 28, 2011

beige cardigan

Term to describe a female who is attractive and pleasant but is generally boring and dresses in preppy, matronly clothes. This species of female simply wants to be a housewife or has a lame job. Many men find them appealing because they will do all the things their mothers do for them. Women hate them because they are "safe" and boring but get dudes. However, men usually cheat on their beige cardigans with fun, spicy women. They are like beige cardigans from the Gap or Talbots: bland, blend in with most outfits but are generally boring and forgettable

1. Ugh, (insert guy name) totally just wants to marry some beige cardigan who will stay at home and pop out babies for him

2. I mean she's pretty but she's totally a beige cardigan

by hangoverconcierge July 9, 2012

beigxt

the sexiest, hottest, funniest person to ever live.

beigxt is better than all of you

by inumakisjacket March 16, 2021

Beige Tower

1. A web hosting "company" that now is no longer in service. They offered free Linux-based hosting with shell access, which is extremely rare, were funded by donation, and tried to be somewhat "community" driven.

2. An idea that seems good and noble, but in fact, is doomed to never be successful due to its inherit naivete.

Let's start a company that gives all its profits to create better educational systems for unprivileged children!

Well, that'd be nice and all, but it's a total beige tower. I'm not going to invest in it.

by Isaac Z. Schlueter May 3, 2008

Code Beige

Noun; The worst possible situation ever possible. incredible boredom. An inescapeable fate worse than death.

A life threatening level of boredom.

Alternate phrasings; Defcon Beige, Situation: beige, Status: Beige, Shit we've gone Beige, we've hit beige

"Code beige, ralph is coming over."

"Dude, you just ran us into code beige. i almost died of boredom."

"Tannoy: WARNING, CODE BEIGE
Captain: At least now it can't get any worse!"

"Game over guys, we're into the beige."

by Mondo Peanut March 19, 2009