behead the brown tortoise

Verb: To take a shit. So called because the act of the sphyncter muscles, whilst pinching off the loaf, creates a guillotine effect upon the toroise's (the shit) neck.

"Hey guys, I'd love to go to the store with you, but I've really got to behead the brown tortoise right now."

by A Dub November 10, 2008

beheading

When someone cuts off someone else head. This can happen a number of ways. Decapitation is another word for it.

Mary Queen of Scotts had a beheading last week.

by Carter335783 January 31, 2020

Anal beheading

When someone's neck is slit and head is then stuck up someone's rectum and then their neck is twisted while in the rectum causing the head to fall off

Dude 1: did you see that movie with the anal beheading
Dude 2: yeah I like the part when they slit his throat

by Thegreatwhitebeannie February 23, 2017

Benzadine

A fucking chemical put in the lube of most condoms, especially latex ones, to make my dick numb as balls. basically a scam to make me lose my hardon and have to use more condoms.

Scientist #1: Hey, let's put this chemical, Benzadine, in here to troll some guy who thinks he's getting laid!

Scientist #2: Trollololol

by drinksperiodblood September 6, 2010

Behdad Bozorgnia

A totally awsome thing, person, or metaphysical entity

My god Chad these tight kakhis are the total Behdad Bozorgnia

by Max Thunder May 1, 2003

Behrad

The type of guy you want to be l, the type of guy that hustles you out of your own dream, the type of guy that brings you to realize who you want to be! Successful smart ambitious

Religiously always ready for the next move nothing he cant bring. just linkz.

I wish I could be more behrad

by Personalman November 23, 2021

bahzader

It's a basic requirement. It can only be found through Google translate, also isn't a word...

Person 1: Hey what does bahzader mean, and why is it a basic requirement?
Person 2: Googled it... it's not a word.

by Phone Headed Asshole January 10, 2022