Baffuckeld

Finding oneself....
"Painted into a corner"

OR ....

some similar type of
"TighT ASs" (usually both self induced)

&....

"TOTALLY 100% Avoidable" dilemma that creates the abrupt combination of feeling that your first BAFFELD, and then caught off guard by a old HUGE but Wayyyyy too familiar wave of....
"I'M SO FUCKED"
That just came crashing down you.
Weirder yet, your miles from any known bodies of water at that moment.
..¿¿¿¿????.

She left me feeling totally baffuckeld by the way she demanded that I now buy her out of our business after 10 successful years of starting it together and co- owning it.

by PeRi_OuGHTaY. November 14, 2019

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Befucklement

Getting fucked so hard by changes to "the plan" that a person cannot fully comprehend the changes or a way out of the mess. When a person has not fully anticipated all variables, and a change is thrust upon them and it renders them confused and paralyzed by inaction.

Jimmy fell in love with his plan. So much so, that when I told him that we were going a completely different direction, he could only look at me in befucklement.

by rumproaster August 9, 2010

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befucked

A peculiarly Irish way of using the word Fuck. By putting "be" before "fuck" the word has a similiar meaning to "could be". I am not sure of the origin, but probably some appropriation from Irish is likely, at least in grammatical form.

"She was as roughas befucked", used to describe a particulary ugly Girl.

by Vicferrari September 5, 2008

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