beerbelly

a man who drinks beers heavily and cause him to appear like Pregnant woman.

John cant see his penis because of his beerbelly.

by Anonymous March 29, 2003

Friday Beers

The singular best account on Instagram. Takes movie scenes and edits them to be Friday/going out themed. Manages to actually get you excited for the weekend again. One of the few reasons to still use the app

Friend 1: did you see the newest post on Friday Beers?
Friend 2: no but I'm sure they knock it out of the park again

by dooleyspregame February 17, 2020

Beertein

Man food mixed with man juice. A chocolate protein mixed with beer. A way to kill two birds with one stone, generally used by bros after a long sess getting swol in the rec.

Bro 1: Bro, I got it! Beertein!! Get drunk and ripped at the same time!

Bro 2: Broheim...let's go gets some chicks!

by I can bury February 10, 2009

ms.beers

A fat elf who likes to scream at kids for no particular reason.

Ms.beers made me right another 5 paragraph essay and just left me there to cry

by S.Candle January 20, 2017

Beereal

Any type of cereal using beer instead of milk to wet your whistle. Works well with Captain Crunch, Lucky Charms and Honey Smacks. Beer of choice = Heineken

Dude thanks for the Beereal this morning.

Anytime, its the perfect mix between breakfast and friday night. "Smiles, with thumbs up"

by Fast Eddie MMM December 24, 2008

Beersgiving

Beersgiving is often referred to as the most magical time of the year. Usually celebrated the day before Thanksgiving when friends visit the place of their upbringing and go out to the bar before having to see their parents, grandparents, uncles/aunts, cousins, and other individuals who may be visiting. This night of debauchery typically leads to the next day's Thanksgiving being significantly mellowed and a time for rest and reflection of what truly to be thankful for.

Tom came home from college to celebrate Beersgiving last night, then upchucked all over the turkey at the Thanksgiving dinner the next day.

by Bronto Tom November 23, 2011

road beers

Beers taken whilst on a long drive. used for 'refreshment'. in this case, refreshment means to bring on accelerated drunkenness.

NB: to count for a road beers long drive, you must be in the car for more than 60 seconds, or 1 minute.

Dan: Let's go for a drive to the corner store. i need some smokes

Warren: shit yeah. i'll bring some road beers.

Dan: dude it's only like a 2 minute drive

Warren: yeah i know, so it qualifies as long enough. and i'll be drunk by the time we get back.

by SG Samus March 2, 2008