BeerCat

The result of taking a cat and, in some humane fashion, attaching a beer bottle to its belly (perhaps using a cat vest with a beer pouch in the front). One then opens the beer and drinks from the bottle as the cat claws one's face.*

*Swim goggles are suggested when attempting to experience beercat.

Originally a meme proposed by Stephen Colbert on the July 5, 2010 Colbert Report.

Some Examples:

*A First Time*
-Hey there, think you can handle BeerCat?
-Awwwww lemme have a go....*click* *glug-RANRW-SSS-SSS-glug* AH!!! IT'S HOT AND COLD AT THE SAME TIME!!
-Yes, that my friend is the duality of BeerCat. Searing and sharp, yet frosty and smooth.

*A Morning After*
-Dude what happened to your face?
-Oh, man - I got mugged on my way back from WaWa.
-Wow man...so the mugger scratched you?
-No, he didn't touch my face, but I was so worked up when I got back that I challenged Jeff to a round of BeerCats. I finished two and he still one-upped me.
-Sucks, man. I guess I'll wait to tell you about your car.

*After Someone's Last Time*
-Ahhhh mannnn, why didn't I ever wear swim goggles for BeerCat?!
-Well, I guess you didn't SEE this coming...OH! BURNNN!
-NOT COOL MAN, NOT COOL. You just wait til it's your corneas.

by SpamMePlease August 4, 2010

beechcraft

Founded in 1932, Beechcraft is a popular and well-known Wichita-based company that manufactures a variety of aircraft. Popular models include the Bonanza, King Air, Duchess, and Baron, and thousands of each model have been produced over the years.

-Your mom looks like a Beechcraft.
-I just bought an operating manual for the Beechcraft A36 Bonanza for the low price of $125!
-The Beechcraft King Air is a multi-engine fixed-wing aircraft.
-I ran over a kangaroo with my Beechcraft.
-The Beechcraft Baron is rated at 300 horsepower in each engine... just like my dick.
-Hell no, I can't afford a Beechcraft!

by Capt. Poopies February 14, 2008

Beeschurger

Its a patty with two slices of cheese on either side, along with mustard, ketchup, dehydrated onions, and two pickles.

That fucker ordered a beeschurger

by Gayretard2Ol8 June 16, 2018

beetch

It is misspell of bitch. More ee's the better.

"oh no j00 feckin beeeeetch !"

by sf May 20, 2004

beercunt

noun- a person, male or female, who becomes a slut when drunk

adjective- describing an act that would be preformed by someone who was termed a beercunt

noun - "Man, she's a nice girl usually but at parties she's such a beercunt."

adjective - "Don't get drunk at this party, last time you made out with five different guys and it was a really beercunt thing to do."

by russian_turk March 4, 2009

beercules

A super hero that any man become if he consumes enough beer.

Dude did you see what kenny did... ya bro he forgot that the basement door opened inward and he kicked that fucker down on his way to get his pot, man he totally turned into beercules.

by Peter L. Harris February 14, 2012

Beerphones

The effect of beer or any other alcoholic beverage to slow down brain fuction enough to convince a person that the song they are listening to (initially condidered to be crap) is actually moderately enjoyable. The effects usually continue to progress further by the person becoming convinced they can dance to the music, and thus finally resulting in the consumer screaming out onto the dance floor and expressing in a drunken slurr that... "Dude, this song F*$5KING ROCKS!"

Cousin to the beergoggles

After having a few drinks, JR began tapping his foot to the musical catastrophe of Pittsburgh Slim. The beerphones had just set in.

by Barb E. January 13, 2008