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Lord Beelzebub

Lord Beelzebub is a character from Amazon’s Good Omens, played by Anna Maxwell Martin.

They’re second in command of Hell, they also really like to be a glutton, but is mainly just a buzzy, pretentious fly who will execute you with holy water.

Their name means “Lord of the flies” it was a direct diss from the bible.
Many people think Lord Beelzebub and Satan are the same demon, but they’re actually not. Satan has a disobedient little brat named Adam Young (aka The Anti-Christ, Adversity, Destroyer of Kings, Angel of the Bottomless Pit, Great Beast- blah blah blah) and Lord Beelzebub has the job of practically being the older sibling to get Armageddon up and running.

They have a devil put aside for Freddie Mercury.

They’re also secretly crushing on Archangel Fucking Gabriel, but they will never admit it.
Crowley: “Lord Beelzebub! What an honor!” *bows*
Lord Beelzebub: “Crowley, the traitor.”
Crowley: “That’s not a very nice word.”
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Beelzebub

In Beelzebub worship a supernatural being that is all good and the provider of the two things that make life worth living food and sex. Beelzebub worship is mostly concerned with food and sex.
Are you going to the Beelzebub feast tonight?
by The Fury 13 October 1, 2010
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Beelzebub

math teacher: Beelzebub, do some work
me: O_o but I am Rumplestiltskin...
by MissUnderstood December 24, 2008
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Beelzebub’s guacamole

A slang for the drug marijuana
Yo dude pass the beelzebub’s guacamole I need a smoke
by Dongflop July 31, 2018
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beelzebubs.gf

Omg Beelzebubs.gf is so hot and sexy
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beelzebubswife

she's the loml. sweetest person ever.
"hey, do you like beelzebubswife?"
"no"
"then die you ugly ass mf."
by [cry] August 5, 2021
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Beelzebub

An archaic term for Satan
Often used in the context of...
...never used.
Beelzebub... Beelzebub... I can't think of any sentence that uses the word Beelzebub.
by Ostrich June 22, 2003
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