beerham

When you eat someone out and it tastes like beer and ham.

Slut 1: yes daddy!
Daddy: Yo, you're such a beerham!
Slut 1: F*ck you sayin' lil' bitch, I'm fresh as f*ck

by Daddy_Boi March 19, 2018

Beechomp

A rare and mysterious cross-bred, interspecies insect that is part butterfly, part bumblebee, part bat, with vampire-like fangs. It flies like butterfly and stings like a bee, and sometimes drinks your blood.

Can also be used to define an extremely annoying person who is mostly clueless as to how extensively irritating they truly are but at the same time has a heart of gold. This combination of personality traits makes it really difficult to just shun the person because you'll always feel guilty in the long-run about having rejected said person. You love them, you hate them.

"Oh no! Here comes Buffy! She's the biggest BEECHOMP ever but you gotta give her credit for making it to the Children with Cancer and other Ailments Fundraiser after being hit by a car the day before yesterday, and despite a broken leg! Look! She even made cupcakes and scones! You gotta love her, hate her!"

by StarBelly Sneetch September 22, 2011

beefhawk

to adjust oneself

Roger Clemens takes the mound, shakes the dirt off his cleats, beefhawks, and settles in to pitch.

by Earthling January 30, 2004

Beech Creek

A tiny little po-dunk town in Clinton County, PA. Famous only for the wings at The Beech Creek Hotel.

Popular hobbies include romancing the local sheep population, shooting anything that moves (or not) and trying to match all of your vehicle's accessories to your dirt bike or snowmobile. Tourists come to the area to drink, beer, drive through the woods on mining trails and live out their large-mountain-woman fantasies.

Gonna head up to Beech Creek this weekend, blow some shit up and round up a few meatballs.

by jdmcq February 16, 2012

Beephin

Sexy beast

“Wow, he’s such a Beephin, his dick must be as long as his hair!”

by Beephin April 29, 2021

beefhole

1. a hole in some beef
2. the greatest website in existence
3. it should be quite obvious by now what a beefhole is

"whats up with mike man?"
"i dont know, hes acting like such a fucking beefhole!"

by mr body massage machine October 23, 2004

beefhound

A more sexually active, and disease carrying version of a slampig.

jen is always on the prowl for some dick, she is quite the beefhound, i'd use a rubber.

by mike birkman March 3, 2008