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bedwetter 

Someone who leaves a party early; one who refuses to stay out past an arbitrarily defined "bed-time" when they have obligations in the morning.
Don't be such a bedwetter!
bedwetter by heavyevy666 March 21, 2011

Bedwetter 

A phenomenon common in children in which someone who is asleep urinates. Sometimes, people older than children have medical conditions that cause them to do this.
At night, as the child was sleeping, she wet the bed. When she was awake, she was taunted for it and called, "bedwetter."

bedwetter 

Term to refer to someone who, well past their teenage years, exhibits a behavior that they should have outgrown by now
Look at the bedwetter driving the Mustang 5.0.

God, I wish he would just grow up. He's such a bedwetter when it comes to relationships
bedwetter by dblack140 May 18, 2008

Bedwetter 

Someone Pees Themselves When They’re Sleeping
In 1994, I Was 14 Years Old, I Got To Bed With No Shirt On, When I Do, I Took My Underwear To Sleep In, Then I Peed Myself In Bed, The Next Morning, My Cousin Saw Me Peed on My Bed, He Calls Me a Bedwetter, So My Cousin Drove To Store To Get Diapers Which Meant For Babies, Which He Won’t Stop Calling Me a Bedwetter, My Cousin Put Me in Diapers on When Stayed For 14-20 Until I’m 21, I Cried Like a Baby Which I Have To Pee and Poop On This Diaper Instead of the Toilet, I Was Being a Baby Now By Then and I Cannot Believe My Cousin Did This To Me.
Bedwetter by PauliTheMole September 16, 2019

Bedwetter 

A 'bedwetter' is someone who has bladder control problems and accidentally urinates during sleep.

The phrase is often used as an offence; referring to someone of adolescent age or older who is also deemed to be a pathetic individual with little assertiveness, moral fibre or 'backbone'.

Such individuals are often commonly called:

Fags, mommy's boys (US English), mummy's boys (UK English), bitches or bitch-boys.
Bob: "Clive drives a shit-ass French car!"

Dan: "So why not say it to his face?"

Bob: -

Dan: "'Cause you're a bedwetter. Bitch!"
Bedwetter by Bobsux August 8, 2010

bedwetter 

that bedwetter called the cops on us man
bedwetter by sick December 15, 2003