Bobism

We pray to depend on BOB for help in distress.
We pray to ask BOB for enlightenment.
We pray for communion with BOB through single-minded devotion.
We pray for peace from BOB when the mind is restless.
We pray for surrendering ourselves to BOB completely.
We pray to BOB for giving us the ability to comfort others.
We pray to thank BOB for his blessings.
We pray for the expectation of BOB to decide what is best for us when we are in a dilemma.
We pray for friendship with BOB.
We pray for melting the mind and ego in silence in BOB.
We pray for BOB to give strength, peace, and pure intellect.
We pray for BOB to purify the heart and make us abide in him forever.

I love BOBISM! BOBISM is a religon where you follow our love and savior BOB.

by LOVEROFBOB October 18, 2022

beyism

the religious belief that beyonce is a god that came done to give us pleasure with her beautiful voice, and that when her mission is complete she will ascend to her thrown of gold

"James, im officially converting my religion to beyism, all hail Beyonce"

by k.a31 April 11, 2015

benism

To splurt out without thinking or knowing about "Facts" without actually checking that they are correct, whilst being an otherwise intelligent person.

A benism could be:- The USS Nimitz has a one mile long deck...
They did not make colour films in the 50's....
Etc

by Christos360 April 7, 2009

Benism

A very stupid act, one lacking in intelligence

Look at that for a Benism!! He just bit his own hand off

by FatKez January 25, 2005

bebis

1) the male reproductive organ; see also penis, dick and schlong.

2) The title given to someone who acts either adorable or like a jackass.

girl: he's got a huge bebis

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Anyone to an Asshole: hey bebis, fuck off. loose some weight you overweight piece of crap

by brown_jesus October 16, 2005

BBism

The act of being a straight bad ass, with amazingly good looks and Straight up swag.

the person must be extremely good with quick and witty comebacks and or jokes.

Also must have incredible game.

Man that dudes got straight BBism

by John Melloncamp February 2, 2009

bOBISM

It's a religion in southern Sweden, praying for a single god called "bOB". All names are typed with a low-case letter first and the rest upper-case letters. The religion got around 100 members in 2020.

What is your religion then?
-I pray for the bOBISM.
Oh, okay then.

by Young Thruster October 6, 2020