A medium sized town in Texas that is known as the armpit or asshole of Texas. It's rather ghetto, don't walk alone at night. It also smells bad due to the pollution. The women in Beaumont are sexy, but they are either snobby or live in a trailer with her three children.
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Guy 1: Oh god, it smells like shit out here!
Guy 2: You obviously haven't been to Beaumont, TX.
Guy 1: What?
Guy 2: Exactly.
Guy 2: You obviously haven't been to Beaumont, TX.
Guy 1: What?
Guy 2: Exactly.
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