The religion created to worship the gods of music, a.k.a, The Beatles. We followers of Beatleism agree that we:
1. Must listen to any Beatles song at least once a day and rewind it at least twice.
2. Must be completely anti-war.
3. Must try to meditate at least once in our lives and hope it catches on.
4. Must make a point to mention the Beatles and/or how sexy/hot/amazing/talented they are whenever possible.
5. Must always refer to their hairstyle as Arthur.
6. Must scream and cry along with the audience whenever seeing a tape of them performing live.
7. Must laugh whenever someone foolishly tries to tell us that Paul McCartney is dead.
9. Must always refer to selves as Beatleists.
8. Must rip a person a new one if they EVER say Led Zeppelin was better than the Beatles (or any other band for the matter) or that the Beatles were overrated.
1. Must listen to any Beatles song at least once a day and rewind it at least twice.
2. Must be completely anti-war.
3. Must try to meditate at least once in our lives and hope it catches on.
4. Must make a point to mention the Beatles and/or how sexy/hot/amazing/talented they are whenever possible.
5. Must always refer to their hairstyle as Arthur.
6. Must scream and cry along with the audience whenever seeing a tape of them performing live.
7. Must laugh whenever someone foolishly tries to tell us that Paul McCartney is dead.
9. Must always refer to selves as Beatleists.
8. Must rip a person a new one if they EVER say Led Zeppelin was better than the Beatles (or any other band for the matter) or that the Beatles were overrated.
WHAT?! HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT BEATLEISM ISN'T THE BEST RELIGION TO HAVE EVER EXISTED?!?! PREPARE TO DIE, YOU FOOL!
by thebeatles6270 January 14, 2011
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Frequently dismissed by 13-year-olds as "old" and "over-rated", until they actually hear them for the first time.
Frequently dismissed by 13-year-olds as "old" and "over-rated", until they actually hear them for the first time.
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Yay for the Beatles!
Yay for the Beatles!
by RebeccaCS December 28, 2005
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Fronted by John Lennon (or Paul McCartney, depending on who you ask.)
Came about in 1960 or so, switching drummers til they picked up Ringo Starr.
Usually insulted by today's ignorant youth. The same ignorant ones that say Linkin Park are musical gods. Pfft.
Fronted by John Lennon (or Paul McCartney, depending on who you ask.)
Came about in 1960 or so, switching drummers til they picked up Ringo Starr.
Usually insulted by today's ignorant youth. The same ignorant ones that say Linkin Park are musical gods. Pfft.
Guy 1: The Beatles are the best band ever!
Guy 2: I like the White Album!
Guy 3: They suck!
*Guy 1 and 2 kick the crap out of Guy 3*
Guy 2: I like the White Album!
Guy 3: They suck!
*Guy 1 and 2 kick the crap out of Guy 3*
by SuperSonicX August 19, 2004
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The Beatles are my god
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