Murder of beards

A group of 4 or more bearded gentleman

So I was tending bar one night when a murder of beards came in. I thought we were in trouble but they turned out to be a nice group of guys.

by Irish beard balm April 16, 2015

Unlockable Beards

Exceptionally good, or necessary.

Medal of Honor has unlockable beards? UNLOCKABLE BEARDS!

by David divad June 22, 2010

Salty Beards

Masculine facial hair crusted with ocean salt. Most commonly found in Ventura California. www.SaltyBeards.com

Dude, those bums beards are so salty.

Those surfer's have some really salty beards

www.saltybeards.com

by Sebastain Palentino October 18, 2012

totes beards

Men looking adorable with beards.

Ryan Gosling is totes beards.

by Some Random Person 9760 January 4, 2014

grilling beards

Originally from the minds of Reeves and Motimer. To put something off. To procrastinate by perfoming arbitrary, non-important tasks.

We can't sit around here grilling beards all day.

Sorry I'm late dude, I've had to grill some pretty big beards.

I could get on with my work, or I could grill some beards. Beard grilling usually wins out.

by Pocket Beatnik January 20, 2008

Duelling Beards

Aggressive competitiveness and/or one-upmanship between GNU+Linux experts for recognition or superior technological prowess; particularly due to seniority in the field.

Our LUG meetings are nothing but a bunch of duelling beards arguing over whether Slackware or LFS is the true operating system.

by BillyLO June 8, 2009

Saber's beads

(Astronomy) Necklace of staggered brightness peaks seen on extremely young or old moon crescents. (Astrology) Moon phase symbolizing increased perspective and open-mindedness.

Through binoculars we saw the broken arc of Saber's beads along the thin lunar crescent.

by infoserver March 9, 2019