Beardosexual

A descriptor for when a straight man is attracted to another man's beard.

Guy A: "Your beard is incredible and beautiful, I just want to run my fingers through it.."
Guy B: "What the hell man I didn't know you were gay."
Guy A: "I'm not, I'm beardosexual."

by AjAj November 11, 2013

Beardcore

A subgenre of indie music characterized by folk or country-twinged songwriters who intertwine wistfulness and irony in such a way that each element cannot be plucked from the tune. They also wear beards. The most well known purveyors of this genre are Iron & Wine and Will Oldham.

Damn, I love that Beardcore music. Rivers Cuomo is such an enema.

by T-Dog Jenkins March 6, 2005

bardcore

A group of Shakespearean fanatics so into the whole bard thing that they communicate in rhyming couplets.

PERCY: Let's bid farewell these saucy tarts,
Lest love's arrows pierce too-eager hearts.

CHRIS: Hey - cut that bardcore shit will ya? We just hooked up with this fine pair of honeys, and you wanna leave da club already??!?

by dickyboy November 3, 2006

noah beardsmore

emo wowwww

noah beardsmore is an emo.

me:is he an emo?
everyone: duh

by gayassmf69 April 13, 2022

Beardtober

The most epic month of manly facial hair growth.

Forget your Movember or Decembeard. Beardtober is where the real men show their beard growing abilities

Hey, Bri are you doing Decembeard? Pfft, that's so last year, it's all about Beardtober...

by The Beardiest beardy man ever November 27, 2013

beardworms

After a good facial -either someone else or using the roll-back method- Facialbation, strings of jizz can be seen in the facial hair - so like worms in the beard, similar to a jizz worm

Oh Dude i came so hard over your face, go look in the mirror at those beardworms i have given you!

by tatricc August 16, 2018

Beardmored

To get so out of your mind on ketamine that you can't even make it to the toilet and have to reach for the closest possible vessel to piss in, or piss your pants.

"the place resembled a crime scene, as if a person had been held captive against their will for years and had then made a sudden escape from the squalor. There were pint glasses of piss everywhere and the room looked like it had been burgled. Chad had definitely spent the night getting Beardmored."

by Badder Beardless March 22, 2019