Braditis

Incurable disease, a gut- wrenching feeling you get when you can't think of anything but Brad.

I need to study, but my Braditis is acting up today.

by kakalina September 28, 2009

bearsitos

Gummy bear flavored kisses.

Mmm, bearsitos. Gimme some of those gummy bears.

by Jules87 July 15, 2018

barditis

the condition whereof a person cannot stop inadvertently rhyming, or speaking and writing in iambic pentameter

>"are you going to the store? toilet paper, we need more"
"you're doing it again, honey"
>"what do you mean? Is it something obscene?"
"i told you if you do the rhyming again going to divorce you Steve"
>"but Barditis is from what i suffer, i know our love is getting tougher, but please bear wi.."
"i'll just go to the store myself"

by spatula007 July 2, 2023

Beardation

To divert a conversation from all truth and realism. Similar to fonejacking.

person 1: Hi, you comin out later?
person 2: Nah mate, i'm on the run from like 10 coppers atm coz i set a tramps beard on fire.
person 1: bulls***!!

...and so on person 2 continues to lie, or carry out beardation.

by getyourraddout August 6, 2009

Berryitis

To cause a temporary form of arthritis; joint pain and inflammation; and or tendinitis to the thumbs by extensive use of a blackberry device. Prolonged use can lead to permanent damage to the thumbs

OMG i got into a debate today with Joe on BBM and now I cant use my thumbs, i got berryitis

by bbm4lifeaddict August 30, 2010

beamitis

when a gymnast can not stay on the beam at all during a practice they may self diagnose themselves or a teammate may diagnose them with beamitis

“Rachel can not land her back handspring at all today! I think she has beamitis!”

or

“I literally can not make my aerial on beam today I think I have beamitis.”

by Orion Beckett February 8, 2020

beditis

A disease of never wanting to stop having sex in your bed

I cant stop fucking you sasha I have beditis

by anonymous June 29, 2024