The following definitions have been written by an actual beaner and a Guatemalan (which means we are actual hispanics) so we are not racist although it
may sound like we are... :D
-1. A beaner is a person of Mexican or Hispanic decent (who wants to be Mexican because they are pussies and are ashamed of their absolutely excellent non-mexican background)who is a wannabe
gangster who would most likely
piss their pants if they were to REALLY come face to
face with a "
gangster" situation.
-2. Usually moes lawns, sells oranges, works in construction, does gardening, cleans pools (but still gets every worker to get in the pool after they clean it but before their boss returns), fixes roofs, hangs out in front of Home Depot when they have spare time, and also take jobs of higher qualified
people for a lower pay.
-3. A border hopper, wet back, chunti, illegal immigrants, persons with a green card painted
green because they do not know a green card is not actually
green...
-4. A Mexican-American whos goal in life is to buy an American truck and give it flame stickers, body kits that are not made for it, a spoiler made for celicas to make the
car seem "perron", and also have a sticker to represent their hypocritical
fake pride to their wannabe culture.
-5. A Mexiacan who would prefer eating
beans at their home than going out to a actual restaraunt.
-6. A Mexican who likes to overuse the "Spanglish" language to where it seems obnoxious and originates a hypocritical "beaner" sense of the language.
-7. This faggot sittin next to me...(not the Guatemalan)
James: "Hey Hains....look at that straight up beaners
truck!!"
Hains: "WHAT?! WHERE?!"
James: "Over there by that other beaner sellin oranges to
ur mom..."
Hains: "What the
fuck?! Fuckin wet backs! They juss had to be beaners didn't they...."
James: "Yea....they did....wait, Hains... arent u a beaner too?"
Hains: ".......No Comment..."
Hains in his Mind: "-_-(that is a frown)... You bitch..."