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Anal Beadler

A person, male or female, that orally plays with used anal beads directly from an anus.
After all the time I knew Eric, I didn't realize he was an Anal Beadler until I accidently walked in on him sucking on his girlfriend's freshly used anal beads.
by BushBaybee December 14, 2009
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Christian Beadles

Christian Beadles is a YouTuber who makes funny, wacky, and pretty interesting viral videos. One of his quotes are: I love to laugh and have fun. I love God, my family and my friends. Some of his interests are: Football, basketball, Lacrosse, soccer, tennis, skateboarding, racing motorcycles, and jumping! Some of his videos are: I aint No Fred Flintstones, Goofy Goober...Chipmunk Style, and Can u take my order.
Wow! That Christian Beadles sure is funny!
by LittletBachman July 24, 2010
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Beadle-bend

Scots; seemingly limited to the small town of Strathaven (approx. 25 miles from Glasgow) and used by local neds (see Scots: "Ned")
Having seemingly used reference to the late Jeremy Beadle of TV's "Beadle's About" fame, it is uncertain whether it's use has continued since the late 1990s:

Means to beat up or give a someone a kicking.
Usually used as a threat.

Sometimes abbreviated to "Beadlin'"
Ah'm gonnae pure beadle-bend ya.
You're getting a pure beadlin'
by The great bearded one September 4, 2010
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the beadle spamming treatment

When you Piss off, Annoy, Harass, Threaten, Bug or act of "Tonying". Also, by clicking LIKE on every post they have ever made on facebook.
"Beadle likes your _____ post"
"Beadle likes your new friendship"
"Beadle likes your relationship"
"Beadle likes your _____ post"
and so on.

The beadle spamming treatment!
by DVanDuzer May 26, 2010
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beadlehands

"Good lord, I've spilled piping hot gravy over myself"
"Beadlehands!"
by R December 30, 2003
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Beadle Nap

A nap when one almost becomes comatose. Can fall asleep under any circumstances for a long period of time, to wake up highly disorientated, forgetting that they've been asleep and requesting "a map of august". The best form of napping, a completely chilled experience. Some have been known whilst in this state to spill a beer all over themselves, and still fail to wake up when vanish is sprayed all over them.
you just had a nap" "no i didn't".. "classic beadle nap
by lovebeadlenapping May 16, 2011
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beatledooter

She looked at his beatledooter and began to laugh!
by SonRise May 8, 2012
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