polishing the bayonet

Another expression for Male masturbation

He would rather spend time polishing the bayonet than get laid.

by CyberSearcher November 6, 2005

fix bayonets

i'll fight. anscestrally molecularly, and physically to the death.

they tld me to fix bayonets for your torches eventually. i dont even need nos for my paintball guns?

by Cody5050 January 28, 2021

Canadian Bayonet

take your erect penis and put it in a pancake or waffle topped with maple syrup (or day other syrup if you know what I mean). after this is done you add your desired sprinkles or toppings. after the treat is filled around your penis, you feed the Canadian bayonet to your respected partner(s)

We fed the Canadian Bayonet to our bae's

by The long meat man man man October 21, 2016

Triangular Bayonet

The ruffians didn't stand a chance against by Triangular Bayonet.
Read: Home Defence Musket

Damn, those ruffians were bleeding to death because of my Triangular Bayonet.

by matthewisfuckingstupid January 20, 2023

pork bayonet

The penis,PORK BAYONETTER is often used to desbribe homosexuals.

"So I shoved me old pork bayonet up and......

by Mugwump November 11, 2004

Diamond Bayonet

A diamond bayonet is a guy who is overly sensitive, cries to everyone about how awful his life is. Even though most of the times he does this merely to get attention and to hear people tell him hes a good guy.

Dude1: man did you talk to diamond bayonet today? He seemed really depressed.
Dude2: nahhh hes probably fine, hes always like this

by Furryselca2222 May 12, 2020

E-Bayoneted

To suffer a unfortunate turn of events on the online trading community 'E-Bay'. Often involves bidding for items one does not really want, being caught up in bidding wars and being tricked into bidding for faulty or false items.

When the lifesize cardboard cutout of George Clooney which i purchased for $100 arrived in the mail, it became apparent that i had been e-bayoneted.

by Andrew Wilson October 21, 2006