Dead banter

When some one has no humour or thinks that they provide banter when really it is shit.

Matt - your da sells Avon

Thomas - yeah well your ma sells Avon

Lewis - dead banter that

by Tommy.Shelby August 26, 2018

Do it for the Banter

The act of partaking in a random crazy act that you would not normally do for the sake sticking with your friend/friends so that your are able to say that you did it "for the banter".

Jack L:"Aw come on Scott, it's only a 15 foot drop. Just make sure you clear at least a meter so you dont hit those rocks."
Scott D: "...I dunno guys *hesitates*"
Jack S: "Shut up don't be a pussy, just do it for the banter!"

by JJAACCKK February 9, 2008

darth bater

1) Someone who breathes heavily while masterbating resulting in a sound reminiscent of darth Vader.

2) Someone who is overly excited about anything Star Wars related, almost to the point where they seem like they'd whip it out and start jacking it to a new Star Wars trailer.

"Could you keep it down in the computer room, you are being a darth bater."

by Edgar Allen Mango November 9, 2017

There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life

The act of roasting physics teachers and messaging the whole sixth form about why attending a banter fest during a global pandemic is an inadvisable thing to do.

Physics teacher: Hey guys I organised a banter fest for you next Monday. It'll be really fun!
Sensible person: There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life
Physics teacher: Oh I'm sorry I didn't...
Sensible person: There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life
Physics teacher: *Leaves school to go live in a remote Siberian village*

by discordmyiscord August 13, 2020

doo doo batter

When you take a nasty diarrhea and it is all liquid and it stinks

“Jim, don’t go to the bathroom for a while, I just cooked up some doo doo batter in there.”

“That’s nasty!”

by farty turds May 25, 2018

Deadly banter

Calling someone out on not being able to do something, then not being able to do it themselves.

In homage to the original source, (A small twitch streamer) can be said in a British accent, although unnecessary.

Jim: You can't hit a single target
John: Try it yourself!
*Jim fails to hit a target*
John: Deadly banter.

by SomeoneStoleMyYouTubeUsername June 11, 2015

Degen-Baiter

A term used to describe someone who uses strategies to target an audience considered “down bad” or to degenerates for a personal gain of money, following, attention or all of the above.

Also known as the Degenerate Trap or Low-farming

“Did you know about that “Fart ASMR” meta on twitch?”
“Yeah, just another boring Degen-Baiter trend.”

by 7kandyy June 19, 2021