Wrong Beverage

The act, intentional or otherwise, of urinating in your parters mouth while they give you a blow job.

The last five times I've come here, they've given me the wrong beverage.

by Mr Blumpkin January 11, 2009

Krusty partially gelatinated non-dairy gum-based beverage

The Springfieldian word for 'milk shake' found at Krusty Burger.

<Wiggum> Do they have Krusty-Partially-Gelatinated-Non-Dairy-Gum-Based-Beverages?
<Lou> Mm-hm. And they call 'em "Shakes"
<Eddie> Heh. "Shakes". You don't know what you're gettin'.
<Wiggum> Well I know what I'm gettin'. Some donuts.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 19, 2003

Beveragee

The person, or persons who consume a beverage wholly or partially

The beveragee can enjoy the refreshing taste of our beer

by ladiesman 217 March 12, 2009

suburban beverage

Budweiser mixed with Sprite, as described in the song "Suburban Beverage" by Real Estate

"Can you make me some Suburban Beverage? " "You mean Budweiser Sprite? Do you feel alright?"

by dsveddy June 17, 2018

adult beverage

an alcoholic beverage

And after work I think we should consume entirely too many adult beverages.

by MikeyMikes June 17, 2008

Imperial Beverage

A place of great beauty. A place where the common man can live like a king. A place where the beer flows like wine, and women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. Juan Ponce de León once traveled to this enchanting place in search of the fountain of youth which is rumored to be deep beneath Imperial's solid gold foundation. Imperial is home of the world's only Phoenix, as well as Harry-O, a Titan of the hospitality business, as well as the one man who knows what happened to Atlantis . Michael Jordan once referred to to Imperial as the Mecca of beer distributors. It is a haven to each Pelham resident, and they are the few and the proud who have ever been able to lay eyes on the Goddess Maureen, whose voice is so beautiful, it is said to cause temporary paralysis. Imperial is the solution to every problem a mortal being could have. I urge every man woman and teenager to make a sacred pilgrimage to this beautiful place, and I promise it will be an emotional and enlightening experience beyond your wildest imaginations.

"Hey man, do you want to go to the Bahamas or Cancun for Spring Break?"
"Let's go to Imperial Beverage."
"Wow that was the greatest Spring Break ever."

by Dylan Carroll February 20, 2009

Assholic Beverage

A combination of the words alcoholic with being a "ass" plus beverage.
A slang meaning: reckless behavior without thought. typically used as a put down that isn't offensive but descriptive of ones behavior.

" I'm such an Assholic Beverage Tim!, I cant believe i drove the car into a pool."

" Assholic beverage! we should have the night of our lives!"

by leeitall September 13, 2012