Baverage

A combination of bare and average, for the ultimate form of averageness.
Appears in shortened and extended forms:
Bav, Bavvers, Bavverr, Bavernator.
Origin:Nottingham

"Hayden is baverage at fifa."

Ash: "Lone wolf man, that rotter you pulled is so bav!"
NBF: "Yeah she was pretty bavvers!"

by filthy fiend February 26, 2009

asshole beverage

The act of buying a beverage for an individual/group to make up for being an asshole

She bought the gentleman an asshole beverage after cutting in line at the bar

by Skippyzu July 21, 2019

Rhetoric Beverage

Any beverage held in the hand of an executive while speaking to the common workers. The beverage is often lifted in the air while asking rhetorical questions & further prevents said executive from getting to the point of any discussion. Also quenches thirst prior to another round of rhetoric.

Man, the Vice President was really drinking the rhetoric beverage today – I sat there for 2 hours and do not know any more about the project than I did when I entered the room.

by Irresponsible Dresser November 17, 2011

beaverage

Same as a Camel Toe - when a woman's pants are so tight you can see the cleavage of her vagina lips.

You aren't wearing those spandex bike pants are you? ... they show off way too much beaverage!

by monkiki August 30, 2005

beverage mic

When you're holding an open beverage, but prevented from drinking from it because you're in mid-conversation.

I was holding this beverage mic for the longest time while debating abortion issues.

by dzhen7814 May 7, 2009

airline beverage

From the old joke:

Stewardess: "Would you like some TWA Orange Juice, or some TWA Coffee?"

Passenger: "No thanks. But could I wouldn't mind some of your TWA Tea."

A Twat - a generally stupid or useless person, e.g. who will never get past the second round at Wimbledon despite the alcoholic chantings of work-shy sadsters on a soggy hill.

That Tim Henman is a bit of an airline beverage.

by Anon2 August 20, 2006

illegal beverage acquisition

when a shady, scheisty, or questionable individual walks into a fastfood restaurant and refills their cup with their beverage of choice in a different fastfood branded cup than the restaurant they're in, and walks out of the restaurant.

While dining at the McDonalds across Figueroa Street from USC in Los Angeles, J.R. and I noticed a questionable individual making an illegal beverage acquistion with an In-N-Out cup. The individual in question was successful in his illegal beverage acquisition, had a look on his face as if to say, "There's nothing to see here, move along." Needless to say the questionable individual did not issue McDonalds a Mc Thank You.

by bookerTdub March 14, 2010