Balltearer

When something is so god damn awesome that the only word to explain it is balltearer

Fuck that song was a serious balltearer

by PattyC09 December 2, 2009

Balthasar

1) Intelectual and awesome

2) Protected by the god Ba'al

3) May refer to one of the three holy kings

4) Ironically may also refer to Belshazzar, a demon also known as the devil himself

To pull a Balthasar: To do something awesome and get away with it because of your intelect.

by Awesomearnie February 4, 2010

The Catholic High School of Baltimore

An all girls high school where the girls resemble cattle

Why are the girls from The Catholic High School of Baltimore eating everything

by I can count January 21, 2015

Baltimore Club Music

A type of house music that has 130 BPM, influences from R&B, rap, crunk, 80s synths, techno, and rock, samples that one wouldn't expect to make a song from, such as President Bush's stutter in a recent speech of his, and allows people to dance their pain away while inticing fights and moshpits at the same time. Early examples of Baltimore Club took influence from Miami Booty Bass and Chicago House, such as "It's Time for The Perculator" and "Too Much Booty in the Pants", while more recent examples exude the aforementioned characteristics.

One can dance to Baltimore Club Music in almost anyway imaginable: a shoulder lean, a snap and a pop, a 1-2 step.
However, two of the most prominent types of dancing for Baltimore Club Music are the "Crazy Legs" and the "Spongebob", which can be demonstrated if one searches for "Baltimore Rockin" on Youtube. Dancing to club music is often called "Rockin' Off" or "Shakin' Off".

Note: Baltimore Club Music is a distant cousin to gogo, even though most that listen to BCM dislike gogo calling it, often times, "a waste of six minutes".

Oblivious Clubhopper: "What's that annoying African chant from Michael Jackson stuck on repeat for? I can actually vibe to it now!!!"
Baltimore Club Head: "Oh, that's Baltimore Club Music. And, by the way, it's Mamasay Mamasa Mamacusa. Let me call K-Swift on the 92Q-Lines and request Hands Up, Thumbs Down so I can start rockin' off."

by J dot Speed December 7, 2006

Baltimore Bidet

The act of a male using his urine in an upwards stream to clean the undercarriage of another person who is squatting over them.

After a long hot day of walking around the Inner Harbor, Ross discovered his ass crack had become excessively lathered in smelly bum butter. Upon hearing of the situation, ever helpful Jim volunteered to accompany Ross back to the hotel and give him a Baltimore Bidet.
"Ross, I've got a belly full of 'Natty Boh' and have enough pent-up piss to easily flush all the jizz infused dung-discharge from your ass crack!"

by Blumpster August 20, 2013

baltuminshh

Once there's was discord group called "TikTok Latvia".
One day, baltuminshh was mad, which mean's he griefed the group, lmao...

After that, guy named baltuminshh dissapeared!

I miss baltuminshh so f. much dude, he was so cool...

by Pablo Emilio September 4, 2020

Baltimore Ravens

n. Maryland State Correctional System work release program.

The Baltimore Ravens recently shipped Jamal "Jail-mal" Lewis to the Cleveland Browns.

by Dan Weyandt October 20, 2007