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Batmaning

Finding out as much information on a person without their knowledge using mutual friends or social media.
"I met this really nice girl in class the other day. I think its time to begin Batmaning"
by MikeKeaton August 23, 2012
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Batmaning

Batmaning or to Batman someone is the act of talking to them for an extended amount of time. When or if they turn the opposite direction, mid-conversation, you slip away un-noticed and un-detected. This is the elusive art of...BATMAN(ing)
Batmanee: "So I was looking up pictures of cats the other day, and the weirdest thing happened..."
*Batmanee turns to pick up an object or look at something*
Batmaner: "Oh yeah? What's that?"
*He slyly slips away from the conversation, behind a door or a wall, anything that conceals his entire body*
Batmanee: "It was this picture of..."
*notices there is no more Batmaner*
Batmanee: "Ah shit, I've been Batmaned! I can't believe he was Batmaning me that whole time!"
by SUPERMANWANNABE January 28, 2014
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Batemanning

Named after business and life model Patrick Bateman, Batemanning is defined as the process of getting unbelievably fit and looking unbelievably good while doing important business looking things, watching stock quotes and making phone calls that bring in huge paychecks, all simultaneously or interchangeably and directly consecutively. This process must be supplemented with the most hype 80's music available, as well as exotic high protein diets and interaction with technological playthings.
Yo bitch, I'm sweating so profusely all over my hyper jacked body while I talk to this CEO on line 2 and the Dow just went up 300 points- take a picture of me Batemanning for my Twitter right now before I chop your tits off.
by BATEMANNING May 28, 2012
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Batmanington

batmanington is when a group of people gather dressed as batman and fight crime.....or get shot depending on the area.
hey dude you want to do some batmaningtoning later i hear its the shit these days
by Mr Batmanington October 17, 2012
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badmanting

Woahh you're sooo badmanting
by NectarineTree December 2, 2013
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batmanwiner1234

Guy who is obsessed with kreekcraft and uses the term "didn't ask" too fucking much, he should stop before somebody fucking breaks his neck.
Batmanwiner1234: don't care, didn't ask

Guy: I could care less if you "didn't ask" . The world does not revolve around you, I don't fucking know you, nor are you any importance to anyone's life. Your girlfriend cheated on you, left you, and took all your money, but I see it's totally not your fault, since you are so cool.
by BtweetRulz January 1, 2021
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Batmaning

Batmaning is a form of loving torture. To Batman someone, you must choose a victim you are able to hug or kiss on, preferably a sexual partner. The person doing the Batmaning must get undressed and don a Batman mask or cowl and sneak into bed with the victim. The point is to try to get cuddled up with them and get them all hot and bothered before they realize that you are in fact Batman! Works best with overly serious lovers.

Past tense:

Batman'd

Common variants:

Darth Maul mask = Maul'd

Optimus Prime = Prime'd
David was Batman'd in the shower yesterday.

Claire really likes Batmaning her homophobic boyfriend.

Yo, man, the other day I got Prime'd!
by Damnitsasha March 22, 2010
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