Batman

The damn straight best super hero ever.

Wow, he is so cool, but not as cool as Batman.

by imavettin2 January 24, 2011

The Batman

While having sex with a girl, at the point of climax pull out a gun and kill both her parents.

Yeh man, i was with this girl last night and i did The Batman on her.

by mister mentone August 8, 2018

batman

n.

the highest compliment one can give a seemingly ordinary person for acts of spontaneous or sometimes unnoticed heroics

William: "Whoa, did you see that guy just disarm the bank robber before he could hurt anyone?"

Alan: "He is batman!"

Also seen in an episode of Seinfeld when George refers to Kramer as batman

by daemonbellum December 31, 2009

batmaning

planking from an inverted position so that your feet are flexed on the top of an object. gives the appearance that one is a bat, or batman

batmaning is way more intense than planking

by amann24 August 30, 2011

The Batman

When you tie up your girl, then have your way with her. An once you finish, you say “I’m The Batman” an disappear into the night.

You made it out for drinks!
How did you get away from the wife tonight?
I pulled the The Batman on her.

Babe! Where did you go last night!!?

You left me tied up and the cops showed up.

by Lifeasashadow September 26, 2021

Batman

Batman is quite possibly the greatest superhero ever created.

Batman is a great superhero because he has no lame superpowers like Superman or Spider-Man. Instead Batman is just a rich guy in a cool costume.

by Ookpick GooseFrubba September 14, 2005

to batman

to very slyly sneak away from a situation or people because they/it are boring, stupid, annoying, slappable or also just because you wanna do your own thing. Similar to what Batman does to Commissioner Gordon on the daily

Some guy: "Dude that sounds awesome, cant wait for that stripper foam neon Jersey Shore party! Nathan can you wait for the....where did he just go, wasn't he just here?"

Not Nathan: "You know he loves to batman his way out of here when he wants to play piano. Thing of beauty really"

by junglejamknightkablam April 14, 2010