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Batman

A furry that beats up other furrys and insane people
“Wow Batman just knocked the fuck out of that furry” “that was the penguin dumbass” “A PENGUIN IS AN ANIMAL”
by Theguy you know from school April 19, 2021
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Batman

When someone is performing fellatio on you and you thrust a little too deep, thus damaging their vocal cords and causing them to speak in the characteristically raspy voice of Christian Bale's Batman.
"Wtf is wrong with your girlfriend's voice?"
"I got a little too excited head-fucking her last night and gave her a Batman."
by shadya_pervytra April 18, 2015
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Batman

While having sex doggy style, you have to subtly grab the drapes and tie them around your neck to make a mantle (works best with dark or black drapes). When its done you now start to hummm the batman song. From that you continue until your partner notice you are humuming and when (s)he ask what you are doing you start signing out loud, Batman, Batman.

High chance of self cock-block do at your own risk
guy 1 : Man, i cock blocked myself

guy 2 : How?

guy 1 : I did Sherly a batman, you should have seen her face, i couldn't stop laughing
by bate man July 21, 2010
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Batman

A fictional character of DC Comics who resides in a fictional world known as Gotham City. By day he is Bruce Wayne; a popular and wealthy businessman that heads 'Wayne Enterprises'. By night he is the vigilante known as Batman; a man determined to rid the city of crime and avenge his parents' death doing it.
Batman works fine on his own, he doesn't need that pussy fruitcake Robin tagging along.
by TwentyFour December 3, 2007
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Batman

nananananananana Batman Batman
by Emmet October 18, 2006
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Batman

Hardass comic book character created by Bob Kane.

... Who is unfortunatley riddiculed on www.urbandictionary.com with moronic definitions.
Your innuendo isn't even funny.
by Anonymous March 13, 2005
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Batman

A crime fighting rich boy, that beats the ever loving shit out of mentally ill people in dark always.
by Hob Nobben October 22, 2019
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