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beastage

1. An act of wantom brutality.

2. A display of masculine bravado.
1. "Did you see J-Dogg curb bash that honkey, it was raw-dogg beastage in the first!"

2. See J-Dogg come all up on me; tellin' me I was gonna die? I'm sick of his pure beastage."
by Basin City April 27, 2006
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bassage

"Babe, come over and give me a bassage"

"Bassage and chill"
by Naomieee August 17, 2017
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fargen bastages

The nicer way of saying F-ing Bastards.

Refering to something that you, or someone else forgot to do.

Very casual saying.
Fargen Bastages I forgot my key's.

Those fargen bastages forgot to give me my fries.
by pointagrigio April 2, 2009
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Bastbagel

A fat, rotting, round, talking bagel which is made of white bread. but then the white bread turned brown after a while because of gaseous problems. It wears nerdy glasses and has a permanent facial disorder, which causes its face to look like this all the time---> >:( it also has a wenis on the right side of its face. the bastbagel smells like fart and if eaten, will cause the digestive system a lot of problems.
As a verb: "Stop basting the bagel!"
As a noun: "Stuart ate a bastbagel for lunch the other day, which cost him 4 1/2 hours in the bathroom."
by You dont know me ;D April 14, 2009
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Vaginal Beastage

When a male rips apart and destroys the vagina, making it completely useless to all others.
The vaginal beastage of little Sally was so great the doctors could not help her.
by The Big Stuff April 25, 2010
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bustage

The past-tense verb describing busting, or ejaculation.
After giving oral sex, there was substantial bustage on Jenny's face.
by chimix101 February 12, 2007
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Bastamental

A belief/way of life, based around living to the fullest. The most challenging part about this, is learning your personal/individual "fullness". The main goal of being a basta is to reach a sense of "perfection". The beauty of this belief is that "perfection" is ever changing to adapt to life, knowledge, age, and other surroundings. Therefore supplying an endless learning experience.

The hardest task is the Out of Body Experience. By mastering this art, certain powers are available to anyone.

Such as:

1. Meeting other people in an Out of Body Experience

2. The power to manipulate, subliminally alter, curse, and build up other people's mind. Through speaking to an unwary person/soul, you can even send someone into spiraling suicidal depression.

Common practices/activities:

1. Out of Body Experience (For mental and spiritual development)

2. Lucid Dreaming (Recreational)

3. Self Hypnosis (Optional)(For enhancing personal attributes)

Origin of Word: Given that most people could not possibly begin to understand the concept, the name "Bastamental"

The root words are Bastard Mentalist (or Mental)

bas·tard

3.something irregular, inferior, spurious, or unusual.

Spurious, the main source of the definition of bastard

spu·ri·ous/ˈspyo͝orēəs/

Not being what it purports to be; false or fake: Along the lines of reasoning Apparently but not actually valid: "this spurious reasoning results in nonsense".
Only through mediation and Out of Body Experiences will the path be shown of Bastamental
by Bastamental [Himself] November 30, 2011
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