bassoon

A bassoon is a musical instument that some say looks like a bong. Traditionally, it's made of wood, but they can be made of this crappy plastic stuff. (plastic bassoons don't sound near as nice as the wooden ones.)

Bassoons produce a dark rich tone in the hands of an experienced player. However, anyone else sounds like they're killing a large beast.

Bassoons require a double reed.

He started playing bassoon last October and sounded terrible, but now he's great!

by Janetjet March 20, 2005

bassoon

due to the nature of the instrument, bassoonists are quite good with their tongues.

Wow, you kiss like you play bassoon.

by satilo May 13, 2005

bassooning

to perform a motorboat on a womans vagina

adam is bassooning the shit out of that girl and she likes it.

by im from maine bitches January 6, 2007

bassoon

A woodwind instrument which resembles a bong.

What the hell, is that kid playing a bong?
No, it's a bassoon.

by babaloulou November 16, 2003

bassoon

Generally, bassoon players have very little luck in love and very little action in bed. This word can define a player's personality, or be used as an insult, when said to someone very much the same way Bugs Bunny says "What a maroon!"

Trombonist: "You're such a dork."
Clarinetist: "At least I've got a girlfriend, you bassoon."
Trombonist: "Ouch, no need to get nasty."

by Jack Cole March 18, 2005

shatners bassoon

Area within your brain that defines time perception. Can be affected by so called 'Made up drugs' such as 'Cake'; a Visterbile Amphetamoid from Prague. Cake and the effects on shatners bassoon is covered in a episode of the 'Brass Eye' concered with drugs.

One unlucky user died after being run over by a bus, he thought he had 3 months to cross the road.

by Valetudo March 24, 2004

meat bassoon

Old-musician slang for a dick.
Usually referenced as such when referring to oral sex.

"the first time I saw her,
she was playin' a tune,
in the orchestra pit,
on a MEAT bassoon."

copyright Doug Clark & hot nuts

by dave_CO February 6, 2007